My pharmacist asked how my medication was flavored.
So I gave him a taste of his own medicine.
When asked whether his former coach liked artificially flavored sugary soft drinks, Lionel Messi replied
Do you know why these are MY cheese flavored chips?
Because they're Nacho Cheese Doritos!
I want to create a birth control pill that you take just before sex. The pill could even be mint flavored.
I’ll call them pre dick a-mints
As best man at my brother's wedding, I gave the couple a bread basket with a champagne flavored jam...
They seemed to enjoy my wedding toast.
What do you call a slice of cheese flavored pastry?
Wintergreen flavored prophylactics
Did you hear about the new BBQ flavored cereal?
They're called Mesquite-O's.. and its got a little bit of a bite to it.
...I'll show myself out.
What do you call chocolate-flavored lube?
He knows to bring the flavored sparkling water, yes?
Oui, il sait porter La Croix.
When I can't decide which dessert to get, I tend to go with fruit flavored ice cream.
Finally came up with a name for my sour, fig-flavored candy.
Fig Puckers
I earned an arm punch from my girlfriend with this one
I asked my dad how our new lemon-flavored water tasted like...
He said it tasted wet.
I don't know what i was expecting.
My brother texted me that he found orange juice flavored hookah
I asked him to hookah brother up.
More elephant flavored dad jokes
How many elephants can fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?
- 2 in the front and 2 in the back.
How do you tell if there is an elephant in the fridge?
There's a footprint in the butter.
How do you tell if there is two elephants in the fridge?
There's two footprints in the butter.
How do you tell if there is three elephants in the fridge?
You can't close the door.
How do you tell if there is four elephants in the fridge?
There's a Volkswagen out front.
I'm testing how long until my gum runs out of flavor,
Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.
They prided themselves in their stock options.
What’s a scientist’s favorite flavor of gum?
When does bubble gum have no flavor?
What flavor of cake do rich people enjoy the most?
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips.
The barman replies “sorry mate we only do plain”
Kid: Hey dad what flavor are those chips you are eating?
A kid says to his dad: "Hey dad what flavor are those chips you are eating?"
Dad: "My chips!"
Kid: "OK. But, what flavor are those chips?"
Dad: "My chips!"
Kid: "Seriously dad, what flavor are those chips?"
Dad reaches down, grabs the bag of chips, holds them up, points at the label and says: "I said they were my chips. See it says clearly on the bag Nachos."
hen you want to add some flavor to your sex life [OC]
I was whipping up some pesto when I realized I was out of an herb to add flavor. Luckily, my son's guitar was handy....
I was able to add some bass-il to my tasty sauce.
My 4yo daughter was playing ice cream shop, pretending that little pieces of chalk were the ice cream flavors. She asked me what flavor I wanted
many flavors of shredded cheeses
My friend showed me his plan to get and drink a frozen carbonated beverage available in fruit and soda flavors.
"Icee!" I exclaimed exuberantly.
I was brewing my first batch of beer with a friend and he told me to add the seed cones that are used primarily as a bittering, flavoring, and stability agents.
What's a vampire's favorite ice-cream flavor?
My mom started a factory that produces chewing gum flavoring. She got rich.
I was playing Mario Cart today, looked at Toad and thought...
Ya know what, he looks like a really fun guy.
fun guy
fungi
I made dinner last night but it was late and lacked flavor.
I guess I lost track of the thyme.
Just made this up: Son, do you know what's my favorite tea flavor?
I threw a party when I got a job in genetics and of course, served a chewy fruit dish with a charcoal flavor...
The guests seemed to like my carbon dates.
What do you call a pie that you don’t know the flavor of?
If Sounds had a Flavor to them...
People would end up with Different Tastes in Music.
What is a crow’s favorite flavor of cookie?
What does a condiment wizard perform?
Two great Nations shared some Yogurt flavors the other day...
It was mostly a cultural exchange.
What's a dogs favorite flavor of gum?
I don't understand why Americans spell 'Flavour' as 'Flavor' or 'Colour' as 'Color'
A man walks into a bar and orders helicopter flavor chips. The barman replies
“sorry mate we only do plain.”
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