A man named six gave his friends three and five some chocolate bars. Three got 7 chocolate bars and five got eight of them. Three was upset he had less than five did, and five was sad that his friend was sad, so he asked six if three could have another chocolate bar.
He gave one to three for five
A Korean martial artist was giving away chocolate bars. I asked if I could have 2. He said...
"No. You can taek-won-do."
Mashed up dates, chocolate chips, peanut butter, granola, almonds....delicious homemade granola bars
I heard a rumour Cadbury have created a new oriental chocolate bar..
Could be a chinese Wispa
Did you hear about when George Michael dropped a chocolate bar?
He was Careless with his Wispa
What’s Boris Johnson’s favourite chocolate bar?
A Double Decker.
What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?
Her/she
My mate hates it when I put his chocolate bars in different wrappers.
Tonight he really got his Snickers in a Twix
Someone told me a joke about chocolate bars earlier
It wasn't very good thought, so I just Snickered
What are the chocolate bar's preferred pronouns?
Her-She
I saw a bunch of ants eating my chocolate bar on the kitchen counter.
There is life on Mars.
Felix has 150 chocolate bars. He eats 130 of them. What is Felix left with?
Diabetes
What does the Joker use to keep track of his chocolate toffee bar expenses?
Heath Ledger
3 calendars with 24 chocolates walk into a bar, order drinks, and leave.
Afterwards, the bar was pretty un-adventful.
Which chocolate bar will unlock the front door?
Yorkie.
What chocolate bar will get you into your house?
Yorkie.
Some joker lost his book logging all of his chocolate-covered English toffee bar purchases.
It was a Heath ledger.
What are a chocolate bar's preferred gender pronouns?
Her/she.
What gender pronouns are you supposed to use on a chocolate bar
her/she
I put my mates chocolate bars in different wrappers. Needless to say,
He got his snickers in a twix.
What gender pronouns does a chocolate bar use?
Her/she
What gender pronouns are you supposed to use for chocolate bars?
her/she
What gender pronouns do you use for chocolate bars?
Her/she
