After our meal the waitress asked βWould you like to go teaβsβ...
No maβam, I have a full beard and my wife prefers not having facial hair.
What do you call a meal with prunes, soup, coffee, tea, and cranberry juice?
Incontinental breakfast.
What did the bearded man ask for at the end of his meal?
A "to-go tea."
Why did the waitress trim the man's beard at the end of his meal?
He asked for a "to-go tea."
Got my wife with this while looking at a cookbook
I was looking at a cookbook to come up with some meal ideas for the coming week, and after reading the name of a recipe, my wife said, "Ooh. That sounds good. How do you make that?"
"Well, you start with tea..."
(pause)
"and end with h-a-t"
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