The Buffet Puns

A list of puns related to "The Buffet"

I took all the crab legs at the all you can eat buffet

I have shellfish eating habits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RZN_AZ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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The therapist said I can get over my fear of buffets....

But first, I've got to want to help myself .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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I took my friend to an Indian buffet and he complained about the bread.

It turned out to be a Naan issue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slappy_G
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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At the last buffet I went to, I ate two plates.

I wish I would have found the food.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb5x24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What did the Hulk say when he was told every superhero loves waffles at the breakfast buffet?

Not all heroes, where crepes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I went to the Chinese buffet on crab leg night and ate my fill, but they kicked me out.

They said I was being too shellfish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/txredwolf11
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Ever heard of the buffet that lets you eat free if you bring your welsh cattle dog?

I hear its a real corgishborg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cutty-the-cuttlefish
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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Why was the stopwatch behind when it left the buffet?

It kept going back four seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mini_Mega
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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The all you can eat seafood buffet had restrictions I didn’t know about :/

I should have read the crab clause

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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I went to a $15 all-you-can-eat buffet and when I got up to refill my plate, the manager said that I wasn’t allowed to get seconds.

I said, β€œWhat happened to β€˜all-you-can-eat for $15?’”

The manager said, β€œThat is all you can eat for $15 dollars.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2010_12_24
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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So I went to a buffet with my dad the other day,

He couldn’t find the punch line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2018
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I'm always the last one eating at the Chinese buffet

Rice guys finish last.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannyofangell
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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Did you hear that Nashville's goaltender got thrown out of an all-you-can-eat pasta buffet during the Stanley Cup?

Turns out Pekka Rinne can wreck a penne...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_Stick
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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Working the buffet...

Grabbing some white rice, yellow rice, and some brown rice along the way.

Daughter asks "Why are you getting some of each?"

"'Cos I'm all about ricial diversity."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthp8r
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2016
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Got my wife at the Chinese buffet

My wife asked me to get her some soup at the buffet but there were no dumplings for the soup. I apologized for returning without the soup knowing that it, "left her wonton".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Foment_life
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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