Beef Stroganoff Puns

What do you call a masturbating pig?

Pulled pork.

I suggested he make beef stroganofunghi.

Dad: Where is mom?

Me: At dinner.

Dad: Is she eating beef stroking off?

Me: Um.....

It’s not stroganoff

It’s not stroganoff..

Beef stroganoff.

Beef Stroganoff

Beef Stroganoff

“It’s beef” “What kind of beef?” “Well today I was trying to enter my password as beef stew but it said it wasn’t stroganoff”

Dad: Chuckling as he reads the menu

Me: What's so funny?

Dad: What do you call a cow masturbating in a field?

Me: blank stare

Dad: Beef stroganoff

I've just been trying to set up my new Russian Computer.

I typed in my password "Beef Stew" but an error message came up.

‘Password not stroganoff’

What do you call 200 cows jerking off?

Beef strokin' off (stroganoff).

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

Dad and I would be innocently walking around the food store and happen upon the prepared foods aisle when he would notice the Hamburger Helper boxes. He'd laugh to himself, just thinking about the lame joke he always tells before it even comes out of his mouth.

"What do you call a masturbating cow?!"

Normally the way a joke works is you wait for someone to interact with you, answer your question or at least acknowledge that you're telling a joke - not my dad. He yells at himself at the top of his lungs.

"BEEF STROGANOFF!! ...MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

Really loudly. Way louder than any person should ever speak indoors. ..I miss him.

Upon seeing cows lying in a field:

Cousin, sister, myself (whoever unwittingly made the joke in his presence): "Oh look! Ground beef!"

Uncle: "Thank God it's not beef stroganoff..."

Beef Stroken-off (Stroganoff)

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Beef stroganoff!

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A beef stroganoff.

Beef Stroganoff.

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