Kobe beef Puns

The steaks had never been higher

Ground beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef

What do you call a cow that has been knighted?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky

What do you call a cow that dies in a helicopter crash?

Kobe Beef

It would be a Kobe beef.

So my family and I were out to dinner a few nights ago and I was talking about how in Japan the restrictions on Kobe beef are different from the rest of the world, so when you order it in many restaurants you're not actually eating Kobe beef. My dad's response to this was that it wasn't actually "Kobe beef" but "LeBron beef".

At dinner we were talking about Kobe beef, and how expensive it was. I said that I would be quite nervous if I had to cook one.

My son asked why, to which my wife replied "the stakes are too high!"