Kobe Puns

A list of puns related to "Kobe"

A true story: My boyfriend and I were in the dairy aisle of the grocery store. He tosses a pack of sliced cheese into the cart it ricochets and falls to the floor. “Kobe!” I shout. “No.” He says in a disappointed tone...

...Colby

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👤︎ u/CutieWitaBooty2013
📅︎ Jan 08 2021
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If you're messing with Kobe Bryant.... Does that mean you've got some "kobe beef"

No offence to any fans...or followers.....it's in his tribute... I just wish someone else was on that chopper... Sorry if it offended you guys

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👤︎ u/__black_star__
📅︎ Jan 27 2020
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After the pilot had a sudden heart attack, an air traffic controller had to coach a passenger in landing a cargo jet full of various cuts of select Kobe beef

The steaks had never been higher

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👤︎ u/linknt01
📅︎ May 21 2020
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Imagine if Kobe Bryant went to the Bulls...

It would be a Kobe beef.

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👤︎ u/1-STARrating
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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Star wars celebrity names

Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.

Any others we cant think of?

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👤︎ u/ogzombiela
📅︎ Dec 16 2020
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef

What do you call a cow that has been knighted?

Sir Loin

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef Jerky

What do you call a cow that dies in a helicopter crash?

Kobe Beef

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👤︎ u/_Composer
📅︎ May 15 2020
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Who’s the best basketball player in a galaxy far far away?

Obi wan Kobe

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👤︎ u/sid-16
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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What Star Wars character is the best at basketball?

Kobe Wan Kenobi

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👤︎ u/dealsrop
📅︎ Mar 09 2019
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What does a Canadian say when he’s playing basketball but also wants to tell you his favorite way to eat corn?

Cob, eh.

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👤︎ u/jaccdasnacc
📅︎ Oct 01 2018
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Who’s the smallest basketball player of all time?

Kobe Bry-ant

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👤︎ u/gj2z
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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What do you call a cow that's good at basketball?

Kobe Beef

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👤︎ u/l_phtx
📅︎ Apr 28 2018
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Dad said this at a Japanese restaurant a few nights ago

So my family and I were out to dinner a few nights ago and I was talking about how in Japan the restrictions on Kobe beef are different from the rest of the world, so when you order it in many restaurants you're not actually eating Kobe beef. My dad's response to this was that it wasn't actually "Kobe beef" but "LeBron beef".

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👤︎ u/canucksoul
📅︎ Jan 04 2014
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My wife got us all...

At dinner we were talking about Kobe beef, and how expensive it was. I said that I would be quite nervous if I had to cook one.

My son asked why, to which my wife replied "the stakes are too high!"

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👤︎ u/uranus_be_cold
📅︎ Mar 25 2015
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