A list of puns related to "Kobe"
...Colby
No offence to any fans...or followers.....it's in his tribute... I just wish someone else was on that chopper... Sorry if it offended you guys
The steaks had never been higher
It would be a Kobe beef.
Apologies if this breaks the rules however. My friends and I are making up names of star wars characters combined with celebrity names. So far we've come up with Darth spader, sith rogan, and obi wan kobe.
Any others we cant think of?
Ground beef
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef
What do you call a cow that has been knighted?
Sir Loin
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef Jerky
What do you call a cow that dies in a helicopter crash?
Kobe Beef
Obi wan Kobe
Kobe Wan Kenobi
Cob, eh.
Kobe Bry-ant
Kobe Beef
So my family and I were out to dinner a few nights ago and I was talking about how in Japan the restrictions on Kobe beef are different from the rest of the world, so when you order it in many restaurants you're not actually eating Kobe beef. My dad's response to this was that it wasn't actually "Kobe beef" but "LeBron beef".
At dinner we were talking about Kobe beef, and how expensive it was. I said that I would be quite nervous if I had to cook one.
My son asked why, to which my wife replied "the stakes are too high!"
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