I ordered pulled pork in a restaurant this evening.
If you see an email with ground pork and processed ham in the subject line, don’t open it...
Pork factories keep calling me and I keep hanging up on them.
What would you call Chinese pork?
Did you hear the one about a guy who threw a pork dumpling at his friend for no reason?
What do you call a bird that can’t eat pork?
What does Ryan Reynolds do to pork?
Needed some soup to braise my pork
Unfortunately the supermarket was out of stock.
Torque appropriated circumstances call for -in kind- repeat applied force when concerned with most of yer dried and salted pork products and jovial responses.
Which animal runs all day and smells of pork?
She handed me a jar and said, "This herb goes well with pork, beef, duck and chicken recipes, and fatty meats in particular."
I looked at the label and thought, "That is some sage advice."
WARNING: There is an email going around offering processed pork, Gelatin and salt in a can. If you get this email DO NOT OPEN
Chicken on a stick is called chicken skewers. Pork on a stick is a pork skewers. What do you call a horse on a stick?
Frogs don’t put pulled pork on their plates at a barbecue
How much seasoning do you put on pork chops?
If you get an e-mail from the CDC about tins of pork being contaminated with COVID-19, don’t open it.
I made a cabbage, carrot and corn stir-fry tonight! The recipe called for tilipia, but I put in pork. I realize now that I should have put in chicken, though...
...it's supposed to be a C-food stir-fry.
Be sure to buy some Pork Sausage to eat on Sunday
That's the best way to celebrate Ground Hog Day.
I stocked up on beef, pork and chicken for the Covid-19 crisis .
And for easy storage, they're all within the same hot dogs.
I always have the best BBQs. I cook plenty of beef, pork and chicken...
And for your convenience, it's all within the same hotdog!
I don't understand why vegans won't eat pork, but will rave about seitan bacon
I know Muslims don’t eat pork.
What do Bill Murray and a butcher shop that makes pork sausage have in common?
Every day is ground hog day.
My pork belly on the stove caught on fire and my wife put it out.
She really saved my bacon.
How does a Mexican-Canadian order pork?
¿May I have some, porque?
My dad gave me a pork chop that his father gave him
Can't we have breaded pork chops?
Mom: No
Dad: yes you can, just sandwich it on two breads
Airlines always ask chicken or fish, when will they offer pork?
I wanna create a Pork Rind snack called “Release The Cracklin’s”
I usually do pork shoulder when I smoke meat. I thought about branching out and doing some beef,
but I didn't wanna brisket.
My dad made a pork butt roast
And said, “I cooked butt!”
[For real. I’m sitting at the table right now.]
When I'm sad, I make myself a pork roast. . .
That way I have a shoulder to cry on.
My dad thought he was cooking a pork loin
Turns out it was a great mis-steak
Unexpected dad joke from Mom... My dad was grilling pork chops today. Normally not a fan, but I decided to try a bite. It was delicious, so I turned to my dad and said, "Wow Dad! These pork chops are really well done!" From behind me, Mom quipped...
"Actually, they're medium-well."
I paused for a good 10 seconds as it began to sink in, and then gave her the biggest applause I could.
I'm so happy.
What's the best wine to go with pork?
What do you call blondes lining up in front of the grill at a pork roast?
If you get an email about pork salt and fat, don't open it.
There's an email going around offering free processed pork gelatin and salt in a can, if you get this email, do not open it!
There is an email going around offering processed pork, gelatin, and salt in a can.
If you get this email, DO NOT open it.
It is SPAM.
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