Frogs don’t put pulled pork on their plates at a barbecue

They just rib it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJCray8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Pulled Pork....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eddyfree
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2015
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Went to the butcher with my dad to get pork for pulled pork...

At the counter, he was talking up the cashier, who was cute. We're leaving, she says have a nice day. He replies, "I will, I'm about to pull my pork."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shambles299
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2014
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What do you call A cop with A pulled muscle?

Pulled pork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cuppedcookie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What do you call 50 pigs playing tug of War?

Pulled pork!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viking2fi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Three little pigs

Once upon a time there were three little pigs, Pork Chop, Hambone, and Bacon.

The boys lived at home with their mother. One day their mother said, β€œI no longer have enough food to feed you boys, you need to go out on your own and find your fortunes.”

Not wanting to upset their mother they left the house together to seek their fortunes.

Several miles into their journey Bacon, the little pig everyone liked best, said, β€œLet’s build our houses here! This seems like a great place to start making our fortunes.”

Pork Chop and Hambone agreed. So they all began building their houses.

Pork Chop, the laziest of the bunch, decided to build his house out of straw, which he apparently stole from a nearby field. It was not a very sturdy building material, but Pork Chop didn’t care. All he wanted to do was play all day, and he didn’t want to spend too much time building.

Hambone was willing to work a bit harder and he decided to build his house out of sticks which he procured by de-limbing every tree within a 300 meter radius of their homestead.

Hambone and Pork Chop were happy. Now all they had to do was to play and sleep the rest of the day.

Now Bacon was a hard worker. He knew that his brothers had used bad materials and shoddy construction methods and he wanted to build the best house he could. He found several tons of bricks stacked in neatly ordered pallets in the forest which he decided to use for his building material. It took him several days, but when he was done Bacon had the best house on the homestead.

The next day a wolf, Scott Howard, happened upon the pig brothers and their new homestead. He spied the straw house and smelled Pork Chop inside and began to think to himself that Pork Chop would make a mighty fine meal, so Scott went and knocked on the door.

Scott said, β€œLittle Pig! Little Pig! Let me in!”

Pork Chop replied, β€œNo way JosΓ©! Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!”

Scott, undeterred by the reply says, β€œThen I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your crappy straw house to the ground!”

Scott began to huff and puff. He was evidently having some sort of asthma attack, but after a few tugs from his handy dandy rescue inhaler, he was able to muster enough wind to blow Pork Chops straw house to the ground.

Pork Chop narrowly escaped Scott’s massive jaws. Scared, and now homeless, Pork Chop ran for the nearest shelter he could see. Hambone’s house.

Scott, undeterred, chased Pork Chop to his new hiding place. Scott was very pleas

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
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Here's a list of foods that sound like euphemisms

Bloody Mary, Bulgogi

Fish Tacos

Corned beef, Crab Salad, Clams, Creamcicle

Fruit Roll-Ups

Jerked Beef

Kumquat

NutterButter

Red Hots

Pigs in Blanket, Pot Stickers, Pulled Pork

Spotted dick, Stuffed Peppers

Tuna Melt, Twizzlers

Virgin Margarita

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhinobird
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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A trio of Dad Jokes at a family meal last night.

Dad Joke 1:

Dad: What you got there Nigel?

Nigel: I have got the pulled pork.

Dad: How hard did they have to pull it?

Dad Joke 2:

Dad: What about you Craig? What have you got?

Craig: Well, I got the baked salmon mate.

Dad: I wonder where it got its supply from?

Dad Joke 3:

Aunt: Have you seen Marie lately? She's lost a stone!

Dad: Well that's a bit irresponsible, she should go looking for it!

I think my dad tries to hard sometimes...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrowlsMcChips
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2014
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Dad joked my fiancee about one of our favorite sandwich places

Backstory: We live near a place that makes amazing pulled pork sandwiches. In addition, to having an amazing sandwiches they have a really cool cashier named Diego who we built up a friendly relationship with. Unfortunately, we haven't gone to this sandwich place a while and during this lull Diego left his job.

Me: We really need to get a pulled pork sandwich one of these days.

Fiancee: I don't know. I just wouldn't be the same without Diego there.

Me: So what you're saying is you wouldn't go... Sans Diego?

We don't live in San Diego or anything but we do live in Southern California and I thought it was hilarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MIBPJ
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2014
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What do you get when you play tug of war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khanglikestowin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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What do you call pigs playing tug o’ war?

Pulled Pork

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I know I've seen beef stroganoff... But I think this one is original

What do you call a masturbating pig?

Pulled pork.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChodeGoatstank
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What do you call a pig on a leash?

Pulled Pork.

Happy fathers day! Ate at a ribfest and this joke came to mind.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I had to drag that stubborn pig around all day

Now I have pulled pork

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nelalvai
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2018
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Got a silent stare from my wife with this one

I grabbed some pulled pork out of the fridge to make a sandwich, and my wife says: "That's disgusting! That pork is over a week old"

I said: "I thought you loved Jurassic Pork"

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