He kneaded the dough.
It was the pizza de resistance.
That pizza shop must be swimming in dough.
My husband has been making a lot of pizza lately. He ferments the dough and I have been naming each batch with a pun. The current batch is Yeast Lightning. I texted my dad and asked him to help me think of some new names. He texted back "Just rise to the occasion."
My ma was making a handmade pizza and was working the dough while my gf and I watched. I told my ma I wanted to help....
Gf says "oh so you know how to cook?"
As I grab the dough and start working it "I just want to feel kneeded"
Eyes rolled right outta the room
So a pizza place was robbed in my hometown and it was all over the news. When my dad saw this is, he responded with: "I wonder if they got away with the dough"
Still laughs to this day.
My 12 year old son was riding with me the other day and noticed a new restaurant had just opened up in a town nearby. It's a chain of Western themed pizza restaurants called "Pizza Ranch." So when my son asked "What's Pizza Ranch?" I obviously had to respond with "Well that's where they raise all the dough."
This happened moments ago. I was kneading pizza dough and my dad walked past the kitchen. Then, without hesitation he asks "I suppose you need that then"
"For fucks sake dad."
Wife was opening a roll of pizza dough and it popped open. She jumped and screeched then looked at me wide-eyed saying "That doesn't normally happen."
My reply:
"Dat reaction dough."
I think she hates me now.
"...or pizza dough for that matter."
Thanks boyfriend hahaha.
