I wanted to do the dishes and wasnβt sure where I put the dish soap.
π︎ 11
π
︎ Apr 19 2021
Justice is a dish best served cold...
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
π︎ 216
π
︎ Feb 09 2021
I was surprised at first that the national dish of Tanzania was pasta
, but I'm not one to question it, and I can't deny it was great Serenghetti.
π︎ 2
π
︎ Apr 18 2021
What do you call a spicy green dish made on Sesame Street in India?
π︎ 3
π
︎ Feb 20 2021
Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
π︎ 2
π
︎ Jan 10 2021
What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
π︎ 6
π
︎ Dec 16 2020
What is the dish that likes using the light switch?
π︎ 9
π
︎ Jan 07 2021
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
π︎ 33
π
︎ Nov 25 2020
When do you add herbs to your dish?
π︎ 8
π
︎ Dec 08 2020
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
π︎ 37
π
︎ Oct 05 2020
Scientists have grown vocal chords in a Petrie dish
The results speak for themselves
π︎ 46
π
︎ Oct 18 2020
Which dish knows karate
π︎ 3
π
︎ Nov 30 2020
What are cats favorite side dish for indian food?
~Nyaan~ bread
π
Ill see myself out now π
π︎ 10
π
︎ Sep 05 2020
What is the national dish of Sweden?
π︎ 18
π
︎ Sep 17 2020
Why did the dish washer cross the street?
There was a fork in the road.
π︎ 24
π
︎ Sep 22 2020
I lost a cooking challenge once for not completing the dish.
π︎ 4
π
︎ Nov 12 2020
My wife asked, βHoney, could you reach that dish on the top shelf? Itβs too high for me.β
It was a challenge, but I stepped up to the plate.
π︎ 21
π
︎ Aug 08 2020
He can dish it out, but he can't take it π
π︎ 167
π
︎ Dec 22 2019
When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...
π︎ 2
π
︎ Aug 03 2020
Should put some blood in a petrie dish for testing XD
π︎ 4k
π
︎ Jul 18 2018
Water and cheese used to be a popular party dish
But the cheeses kept turning the water into wine.
π︎ 2
π
︎ Aug 05 2020
I ordered an egg dish at a restaurant. When I finished, I asked the waiter for another one and he said...
"No, sir, that's un oeuf."
π︎ 22
π
︎ Apr 26 2020
π︎ 14
π
︎ Mar 22 2020
Chocolate chip dish technically makes this a... Desserted island
π︎ 37
π
︎ Dec 11 2019
Thats what I call dish soap
π︎ 10
π
︎ Mar 04 2020
Some scientists were able to recreate human vocal cords in a petri dish...
The results pretty much speak for themselves...
π︎ 70
π
︎ Nov 29 2019
Child: Dad, I don't think this dish is entirely edible
Dad: You can do it. Bay Leaf in yourself.
π︎ 4
π
︎ May 31 2020
My favourite dish
π︎ 3k
π
︎ Jun 03 2018
Today at work, I took a dish collector tub into the walk-in with me. I realized, most restaurants fridges can't even fit a car.
Yet, I just fit a bus in here.
π︎ 3
π
︎ Jun 20 2020
If you are ever working on being more decisive and find yourself wanting to get a tuba, a trombone, and a round-bottomed dish - but you can only afford two of them and the dish will fit under your shirt - just remember:
Take the bowl, buy the horns .
π︎ 6
π
︎ Apr 12 2020
What's dad's favorite dish in Japanese restaurants?
π︎ 7
π
︎ May 04 2020
Quarantine Tip #19: Yesterday I ran out of soap and body wash and all I could find was dish detergent.
π︎ 10
π
︎ Mar 21 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold ....
If it were served warm, it would be just water .
π︎ 33
π
︎ Feb 22 2021
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
π︎ 13k
π
︎ Sep 21 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because if it were served warm it would be justwater
π︎ 14k
π
︎ Jul 08 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
π︎ 12k
π
︎ Jun 26 2019
If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?
π︎ 75
π
︎ Aug 18 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Otherwise it would be justwater.
π︎ 83
π
︎ Apr 28 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold
Or else it would be justwater
π︎ 40
π
︎ Jun 21 2020
Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish.
The results speak for themselves
π︎ 12
π
︎ Jun 14 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Because if it was served warm it would be Justwater
π︎ 165
π
︎ Dec 02 2019
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater
π︎ 13k
π
︎ Jun 18 2018
Justice is a dish best served cold
if it were served warm it would be justwater.
π︎ 17
π
︎ Jun 12 2020
Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.
The results speak for themselves.
π︎ 7k
π
︎ Nov 07 2018
Justice Is A Dish Best Served Cold.
Otherwise It Would Be Justwater
π︎ 20
π
︎ Jan 27 2020
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm, it would be justwater
π︎ 13
π
︎ Apr 10 2020
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.