What is the pasta dish that can dance?
Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
What is the dish that likes using the light switch?
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
I lost a cooking challenge once for not completing the dish.
What is the national dish of Sweden?
Why did the dish washer cross the street?
There was a fork in the road.
My wife asked, “Honey, could you reach that dish on the top shelf? It’s too high for me.”
It was a challenge, but I stepped up to the plate.
When I want to experience intense ecstatic happiness, I reach for the bottle of dish washing liquid...
I ordered an egg dish at a restaurant. When I finished, I asked the waiter for another one and he said...
"No, sir, that's un oeuf."
Today at work, I took a dish collector tub into the walk-in with me. I realized, most restaurants fridges can't even fit a car.
Yet, I just fit a bus in here.
If you are ever working on being more decisive and find yourself wanting to get a tuba, a trombone, and a round-bottomed dish - but you can only afford two of them and the dish will fit under your shirt - just remember:
Take the bowl, buy the horns .
What was the Neanderthals most delicious dish ?
What's the best dish out of Kansas?
Curry on my Wayward Naan.
I erred when I put the wrong pasta into the dish my girlfriend and I were making, so she gave her joint.
Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?
Why did the chef always visit the bathroom before making his signature dish?
Because the recipe said "First, take a leek..."
My girlfriend had OCD and so she likes to organize the plates by the year they were manufactured. It’s a really rare dish order.
Why were the cooks so stressed about finishing their dish?
They were running out of thyme.
I spilled the bottle of dish soap...
Couldn't figure out how to clean up.
You know how the dish soap Ajax got its name?
My dad was cleaning a dish, and dropped it on the floor, shattering it.
His response?
Well at least it's partly clean!
Straight from my dad's mouth about 30s ago.
The local Italian served a great pasta dish for one cent...
I really appreciate a "penny" pasta!
I was serving my friend a roast in my tiny shoebox apartment. He boasted that he could cook the same dish in a mere two hours...
But I cooked it in a minute flat.
My girlfriend accidentally put dish soap in the dishwasher last night
We had just finished cleaning up dinner and were watching a movie when I went into the kitchen to get dessert. The entire floor was covered in bubbles emerging from the dish washer.
I called to her and said it looked like Sud-etenland in here. She was unamused.
The cute waitress brought the main dish
She really took my bread away.
My wife dumped a bunch of canned white corn into the dish I was making.
It was an add hominy attack.
What does the italian dish say when you ask it why its locked out of the house?
Asking me to rewash a dusty dish: "Have you seen the current state of them?"
"New Jersey, just like everything else in the damn house."
What did the chef say when the spicy Chinese dish caught on fire?
My coworker left a dirty dish in the sink at work today
Wife in the kitchen looking at the dish soap bottle...
Her: "I feel like every time I turn around, we need dish soap"
Me: "Stop turning around."
Her: :|
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