In Quebec, there's a popular dish with french fries, cheese curds and brown gravy.
Seriously, I'm not poutine you on.
What do a boy band and a dish sponge have in common?
I told my wife if she cleans and does the dishes I’ll sweep the whole house. She thinks that isn’t fair...
Just because I bought a Roomba
What kind of exercise do dishes do?
There’s something wrong with my dishes...
...I think they’re out of sink
In coal country there was a highly-regarded regional dish made from the community’s table scraps.
You can’t make it legally anymore though. A judge ruled that all the people supplying food were contributing to the delicacy of a miner.
Justice is a dish best served cold...
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
I wanted to do the dishes and wasn’t sure where I put the dish soap.
I was surprised at first that the national dish of Tanzania was pasta
, but I'm not one to question it, and I can't deny it was great Serenghetti.
What do you call a spicy green dish made on Sesame Street in India?
I don't mind foreign dishes, for example we ate some halal food last week
I think they called it Allah carte
Inmates at HMP Manchester are refusing to eat the Moroccan spiced chicken dish they're given every Friday, claiming it is being used to secretly medicate them with aggression-suppressants hidden in the sauce.
That sounds to me like one of those cons' piri piri theories.
What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
What is the dish that likes using the light switch?
I guess the justice was served that day..
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.
My wife asked if I could clear the kitchen table.
I had to get a running start but I made it.
Dinner side dish
My friend invited me over for dinner and told me I had to try his mom's world renowned bacon fat fried okra. After we ate I didn't have the heart to tell him it was just mediocre.
My wife told me it's too dangerous to put away dishes in the dark
I said "it's a whisk I'm willing to take"
Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery.
(RIP)
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsay's favorite dish and a slow-running computer?
One is a rack of lamb, the other is a lack of RAM.
When do you add herbs to your dish?
Scientists have grown vocal chords in a Petrie dish
The results speak for themselves
What are cats favorite side dish for indian food?
~Nyaan~ bread
😂
Ill see myself out now 😅
What is the national dish of Sweden?
I cook my food by myself, wash my dishes by myself, and tidy my house myself.
One can say that I am 'self-maid'
I lost a cooking challenge once for not completing the dish.
Some people were arguing about the most important part of a kitchen.
"The sink is the most important! It's where you get water for cooking, wash your hands, clean fruits and vegetables, and clean the dishes up afterwards."
But another person said,
"The countertop is even more important. It's where the food is prepared. And if the counter weren't there, you wouldn't have a sink at all!"
The first person was shocked. They weren't expecting a counterargument.
If my bookcase realizes it wants to store dishes instead of books, it has reached shelf actualization.
My wife asked, “Honey, could you reach that dish on the top shelf? It’s too high for me.”
It was a challenge, but I stepped up to the plate.
How do dishes work together so well?
He can dish it out, but he can't take it 😂
My family was doing the dinner dishes together and our mum was washing the dishes in the sink. She asked “could you guys load the dishwasher please?”
So my dad brought her a glass of wine.
How does every joke start after you've finished doing the dishes?
looks over both shoulders
Just yesterday, daughter was arguing over dishes.
I told her she didn't have to open that can of worms, and we wouldn't be trying to de-bait now.
I walked away laughing, and daughter face palming.
Did you hear about the new restaurant for satellites?
It has everyone's favorite dish.
My wife uses a whole bottle of dishwasher every time she washes the dishes at night.
Another day, another Dawn.
Should put some blood in a petrie dish for testing XD
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
Justice is a dish best served cold ....
If it were served warm, it would be just water .
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because if it were served warm it would be justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm jt would be justwater.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Dishes.
Dishes who?
(wait for it)
Dishes Sean Connery.
If justice is a dish best served cold, then what is it served hot?
Justice is a dish best served cold.
Otherwise it would be justwater.
Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish.
The results speak for themselves
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