I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!

It was assault and batter, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Just got the test shot from our wedding photographer, but we accidentally dropped them into the mixing bowl filled with sugar, milk, and Jell-O mix.

Wife to be can't believe we actually did that, but I told her the proof is in the pudding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackOfTrading
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Milton Jones - "My other grandfather died after falling in a bowl of fruit cake mix, sounds unlikely but you see..."

"...under the surface are very strong currants."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dghughes
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2015
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A man enters into a baking competition

And realizes that his cake batter was not turning out right. After a moment of panic, he had a sudden realization and placed the whole mixing bowl, whisk and all, into the oven. After 20 minutes he took the whole thing out and served it to the judges. Understandably, he got last place. When he met up with his family afterwards, his wife asked, β€œwhat were you thinking?” The man replied, β€œI don’t know, but it was a whisk I was willing to bake.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EdibleBatteries
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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A Dad Joke Told By My Mom

My Mother was making chocolate pudding in the kitchen and in the middle of mixing it together when my brother walked in. Actual conversation as follows...

Brother: Hey, mom! Can I lick the bowl when you're done?

Mom: No, Joseph. You can use a toilet brush like the rest of the world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K80KABOOM
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2018
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Dad joked my family at dinner

So I was putting butter in my corn and as I was mixing it up some corn fell out of my bowl. So I went to clean up the mess and as I was finishing up I said "all butter"

I was the only one laughing...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RIPYelps
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2015
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