I tried to give the Uber Eats driver another tip for my Vietnamese soup.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I lost my job at the salvation army soup kitchen last night.
All I said was hurry up some of us have homes to go to...
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︎ Jan 11 2021
From my 8yr old: Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
You can roast beef, but you canβt pee soup!
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︎ Oct 07 2020
The Soup Dragon rules!
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︎ Nov 12 2020
How much did the soup weigh?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
My 6 yr old son has an attitude problem at the dinner table. He barely eats and always makes the rudest comments about the home-cooked food we provide him, so tonight we tried alphabet soup.
I really hope he eats his words.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
How many beans do you need to make the perfect bean soup?
239.
Because one more would be too farty.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Why was the soup in a good mood?
Because it felt super duper!
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why is haunted soup the best?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
I was at a restaurant the other day and ordered the Oasis soup because
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︎ Nov 10 2020
What do you call the biggest size of soup you can order in restaurants?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
Why can't you trust the alphabet soup?
There are so many M-pastas.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
The soup's gone bad.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Whatβs the opposite of soup?
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︎ Jul 09 2020
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︎ Jul 11 2020
What is the most acidic soup?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Whatβs the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
What's the difference between roast-beef and pea-soup?
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︎ Jun 24 2020
What do you call soup traveling at the speed of light
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︎ Apr 11 2020
I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup
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︎ Apr 03 2020
My wife decided to put a bunch of leftover chicken bones in the crockpot so we can make a lot of soup at home as this thing drags on
When it was done she said "we're all stocked up!"
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︎ Mar 30 2020
Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in their soup?
Because one more and it'll be too-farty
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︎ Jan 22 2020
Every time we went somewhere to eat, my father would close the menu and say, βIβll take a turtle soup...
and make it snappyβ.
I hated eating anywhere with him, now I think itβs funny. Help, Iβm turning into my father.
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︎ Mar 11 2018
ew, this soup is the borscht
this soup is the worst
(jk borscht is the best. we have a generational recipe for it. I am ashamed of myself for even posting this and my ancestors shame me from the heavens)
haha I'll see you guys next time
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︎ Nov 23 2019
How did the jeweler make soup
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︎ Jan 19 2020
Where does the food go at the all male soup kitchen?
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︎ Jan 26 2020
My Alphabet soup took a poop the other day
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︎ Jan 23 2020
When I eat alphabet soup I only eat the A E I O U (and sometimes Y) out of it
So later I can have a nice big vowel movement.
π
Affectionately,
Dad
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︎ Dec 05 2019
Thereβs a room with two tables and ten people. One table has soup, and the other table has a punch bowl. All ten people are lined up at the soup table.
Nowβs when you ask: whereβs the punchline?
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Liam Gallagher argued that soup was the best value meal you could get, because
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︎ Dec 22 2019
I remember eating soup for the first time very well.
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︎ Apr 01 2019
Whatβs the difference between stew and soup?
One is stewpendous and the other is souper
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︎ Oct 10 2019
βͺWhat did my daughter say at the Vietnamese restaurant when I ordered her the π² soup instead of the vermicelli bowl? β¬
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︎ Nov 06 2019
Iβm tired of all the creative ways to name Vietnamese soup restaurants.
Itβs become a Pho King joke.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
What does the soup salesman drive?
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︎ Sep 21 2019
I was going to make menudo (the Mexican soup not the band) ...
But didn't have the stomach for it!
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
Do you know the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can mash potatoes...
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Whatβs the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can learn to roast beef.
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︎ Oct 14 2019
Whatβs the opposite of soup?
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︎ Jan 17 2020
In memory of my Dad, hereβs his favorite joke: Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
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︎ Jun 17 2018
What's the difference between roast potatoes and pea soup?
Anyone can roast potatoes.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
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