Soup Stock Puns

A list of puns related to "Soup Stock"

I've decided to invest all my money in soup stocks

I want to be a bouillonaire.

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👤︎ u/2ndbreakfastfan
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
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Do you know what kind of stock to use when making neotropical near-passerine bird soup?

Doesnt matter, as long as you put Toucans in

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👤︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
📅︎ Jan 09 2020
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Some say my soup is too thick and I'm too pessimistic

I just don't put a lot of stock in soup.

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👤︎ u/mildmannered
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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At work today

Someone mentioned that they had dropped their iphone in a pot of chicken stock. I replied that they should have put apple soup on the menu the next day. At least I laughed.

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👤︎ u/hailsatanworship
📅︎ Feb 01 2016
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A souperb trilogy.

Where do soups go to have a good time? To the brothel.

What about the soups with girlfriends? They go home and spoon.

What about the soups who are all alone? They look in the mirror and take stock.

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👤︎ u/BKGG
📅︎ Dec 30 2013
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