I suppose chicken soup IS good for the soil

When it was done she said "we're all stocked up!"

Waiter: hi what can i get you? Dad: ill have the rabbit stew Waiter: only if you promise not to say"theres a hare in my soup" Dad: ill have the chicken then

"Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit juice and coffee?"

He declines. "Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It must be the Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite.

At lunchtime, she asks him if he'd like something. "How about a bowl of soup, homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food.

Come dinner time, she asks if he wants anything to eat. "Would you like a juicy rib eye steak and some scrumptious apple pie? Or maybe a rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra. I'm still not hungry."

"Well," she says: ""Can you now stop and get off me? I'm bloody starving!!".

and make it snappy”.

I hated eating anywhere with him, now I think it’s funny. Help, I’m turning into my father.

"Should I have chicken, soup, or pizza?"

"Absolutely. Chicken Super Pizza sounds awesome."

Wife: "I made the chicken soup”

Farmer: "What did you make for me?"

So I was working in the soup and sandwich area of the food chain I work for. A man comes up and asks what soups we have today, which is a common occurrence.

Me: We have chicken noodle, cream of broccoli and...that's it.

Him: oh, I'll have that's it.

It took a minute to realized I just got hit with a dad joke and cracked up. When I hand him his food I made sure to tell him "Here is your that's it" we were both grinning ear to ear from it.

He basically made my night do a 180° with that joke. Thanks random dad for making my night!

Someone mentioned that they had dropped their iphone in a pot of chicken stock. I replied that they should have put apple soup on the menu the next day. At least I laughed.

My dad saw me about to make some chicken noodle soup. Knowing I wasn't feeling well he offered to make it for me instead. I accepted his offer and sat down on the couch. Once it was done, my dad hands me a bowl of the hot soup and extends a spoon towards me. I look at the spoon but notice as I'm about to grab it, it's one of those strainer spoons, the big ones with the holes in it. I give him a dumbfounded look, and he proceeds to bust out laughing as he takes a normal spoon out from behind his back, hands it to me, and walks back to the kitchen chuckling to himself the whole way. Gotta love that guy.

This is an interact I saw today on Facebook between a friend and his dad.

Friend: What do you want for lunch today, Rich? I think I'll go for a piping hot bowl of chicken soup. Oh and if it's not too much trouble, I'd like to spill the entire container all over myself while I'm waiting in line to pay, thank you.

Dad:I guess Lunch was on you.

Ahhhhhhhh!

Friend: GODDAMMIT DAD

Upon noticing that my sister picked out all of her vegetables in her chicken noodle soup, I asked her about her disgust for a certain pod fruit.

My dad leaned in and said "come on girl, give peas a chance!"

Yeah. A classic.

So she loves cooking and decided to make this spicy chicken soup that you put over rice. So I'm eating and she asks

Her "how do like it"

Me "its really good"

Her "I tried something different with the broth what do you think?"

Me "I like it, its just a good thing you didn't have anyone helping you"

Her "what why?

Me "because too many cooks could spoil the broth"

I then continued to sing it and she hates me and the song/video.

Bf: well, let's go get you the chicken for your soup.

Me: And the batteries.

Bf: And the batteries.

Me: and a salt.

Bf: What?

Me: So I can have assault and battery with my chicken! goes into a laughing fit

Bf:sigh did you just?

Me: still laughing yes.

DAD: I’ll have the rabbit stew

WAITER: only if you promise not to say “waiter there’s a hare in my soup” after I bring it

...

DAD: I’ll have the chicken