I’m tired of all the creative ways to name Vietnamese soup restaurants.

It’s become a Pho King joke.

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A guy was watching the news and saw that a famous celebrity had died. He called his friend to let him know.

Jim: Did you hear that Reece Whats-her-name died while eating a bowl of soup?

Joe: No way! Witherspoon???

Jim: Yes, of course.

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The first time they ever met, my dad blindsided my mom with this prophetic alphabet dad joke.

So my dad's name is Jay and my mom's name is Kay. The first time they were introduced, it was obvious their names were destined for dad joke immortality:

Mom's friend: Jay, this is my friend Kay! I thought you two should meet!

Mom: Hi.

Dad: Ya know, if we get married and have kids... we could name them Ellie, Emmie, and Opie. We could eat alphabet cereal for breakfast and alphabet soup for dinner! :) ;)

Mom: ..... uh..

30 years later and they did get married, and did get their "Emmie"! (my sister's name is Emily)

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