"me so happy having this soup..." an awkward silence followed by a terrifying realisation: "apparently i'm ready to be a dad..."
It turns into a laughing stock
Miso-gyny
"Chowder you guys doing today? Miso sorry for the puns, what can I get βphα» you, brother?"
'Miso soup!'
Miso-Genie.
For 6 years i haven't gone to a Sushi restaurant or Asian cuisine with my dad because he would always repeat the same punchline to the waiter/waitress.
"Can I have some miso soup, because miso hungry"
Miso sorry.
So my girlfriend and I got in my dads Subaru and started it up. We paused and noticing everyone smelled something I chimed up. "It smells kinda like miso soup in here." Girlfriend agreed and my dad looked at me puzzled and then changed expressions before saying, "oh yeah, that's my new cologne. It's a rare line of perfume called Me So Sexy."
I wanted to shake my head in shame but I laughed my ass off.
Miso Thorny
We went to a hibachi place for dinner and i ordered miso soup as part of my appetizer.
Mom: Why did you get soup? You know this meal is going to fill you up.
Me: Well, i guess because miso hungry.
My dad did the "not bad" face to me
Miso soy.
