Bonjour à tous !
Je me permets une fois de plus de me tourner une fois de plus vers la communauté d'air France pour recherche un film enfoui dans mes souvenirs d'enfance qui m'avait beaucoup marqué par son ambiance étrange et son humour très grinçant.
J'ai mené de très nombreuses recherches sur plein de listes de films stop-motion des années 90, 80, 70... Elles se sont toutes révélées infructueuses. Cela fait maintenant une bonne décennie que je le recherche.
Le film en question était en stop-motion, je l'ai regardé en classe de CE2 en 1998. Il s'agissait d'un petit garçon pauvre avec des bottes qui vivait à la ferme avec une famille désoeuvrée. Un jour, le garçon se lie d'amitié avec un chat, qui a la particularité de voler en mode "hélicoptère" en utilisant sa queue de félidé tout en pouvant soulever le garçon dans les airs (j'ai essayé de tourner la phrase de manière la plus innocente possible).
Ils vivent des aventures ensemble, jusqu'à rencontrer un ogre anthropophage. Il amène une marmite pleine d'hommes, et joue à pouf-pouf pour savoir celui qu'il va manger (ce qui m'avait terrorisé à l'époque). Finalement, tous se mettent à chanter un chant patriotique (avec un qui soulève un drapeau français, il me semble.)
Finalement, après diverses péripéties, le garçon est nommé roi (grâce au chat). Ce dernier s'approche de lui pour le féliciter, mais le garçon ingrat lui envoie une gamelle dans le coin de mur pour lui faire comprendre qu'il ne se sent pas redevable.
Après avoir été déchu par son arrogance, le garçon finit par tomber du ciel, pour arriver la tête la première dans la boue devant ses compagnons de ferme/village qui ne le reconnaissent pas par ses pieds... Jusqu'à ce que ses bottes lui retombent pile poil sur les pieds.
Bref, désolé pour le résumé sans doute un poil longuet. J'aimerais beaucoup retrouver ce film pour son ambiance vraiment bizarre.
Je ne sais pas pourquoi, mais j'ai comme le sentiment qu'il est en lien avec la Russie (ou du moins l'Europe de l'Est).
Si jamais l'un de vous tombe sur ce post et a une piste, je suis preneur :)
Quoi qu'il en soit, bonne journée à tous !
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
