A list of puns related to "Basil Pesto"
We did not build our garden fence high enough, and deer came in to eat our basil.
They did not return for our garlic, so we felt no need to call pesto control.
Got some awesome home-made pesto from my parents. They'd been at it for a few hours before I got there from work, just in time help pluck the last batch of basil and get some to eat. Tell my sister she should charge my mom $1 an hour for her help in making the pesto.
Dad pipes in with "Good thing it wasn't corn, or you'd owe her a buck-an-ear".
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