A list of puns related to "Corn Maze"
It was earie.
All the critics agree, it's hay-mazing!
Needless to say I was starving, as fate would have it a ripe piece fell down right at my feet. Startled I called out “well I guess it’s on the house!” To my amazement the stalk came to life and said “Nonsense! It’s on the cob!”
Had an earie feeling that I was being stalked the whole time.
Because the walls have ears.
It was earie.
There were tender ears around.
It was A-MAIZE-ing
The three year old was asking him where he was, and the eight year old said- I am standing at the corner. Get it? Corn-er. Little bastard is on point.
It was tired of working in a dead end field.
Mom: Should we buy a pumpkin? Dad: It's a bit early, we don't want a premature jack-o-lantern. Mom: Goddammit!
My professor was talking about Barbara McClintocks work on corn kernel genetics. He stops all the sudden and says "her work really is not all that a-mazeing." He then proceed to look around to see if we laughed, Which almost no one did, cleared his throat and went back to lecturing.
My dad and I are watching tv, when a commercial for the Maze Runner movie comes on. While half asleep, he says:
"Does it have anything to do with corn?"
I was A-maize-d by how corny the corn maze was. Definitely not worth the $5.
It did have a lot in common with Dumbo though - it was all ears.
And it did creep me out a bit. Felt like I was being stalked the whole time.
It was very earie.
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