In the corn maze, I felt like I was being stalked.

It was earie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
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Did you hear about the new corn maze the pumpkin patch?

All the critics agree, it's hay-mazing!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 04 2020
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I got lost in a corn maze for a couple days last year

Needless to say I was starving, as fate would have it a ripe piece fell down right at my feet. Startled I called out β€œwell I guess it’s on the house!” To my amazement the stalk came to life and said β€œNonsense! It’s on the cob!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Durian-Shot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05 2020
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Went through a corn maze today and didn't like it...

Had an earie feeling that I was being stalked the whole time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2020
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Why can't you tell a secret in a corn maze?

Because the walls have ears.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeppermintBiscuit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2019
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I once got lost in a corn maze as dusk settled and everything grew quiet...

It was earie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19 2019
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Corn mazes should be renamed

Maize mazes

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alexrazz93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2019
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A corn maze could just be called a Maize.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Hellishfish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30 2018
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Went to a corn maze today. Was asked to not use bad language.

There were tender ears around.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigbossodin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30 2017
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We went to a corn maze over the weekend..

It was A-MAIZE-ing

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ClimbTheCanopy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2017
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While walking through the corn maze today my son got us

The three year old was asking him where he was, and the eight year old said- I am standing at the corner. Get it? Corn-er. Little bastard is on point.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/el_heffe80
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2015
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Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sweetandweak
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2016
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Heard my dad say this at the corn maze yesterday

Mom: Should we buy a pumpkin? Dad: It's a bit early, we don't want a premature jack-o-lantern. Mom: Goddammit!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kcebnaes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2014
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In lecture this morning my professor...

My professor was talking about Barbara McClintocks work on corn kernel genetics. He stops all the sudden and says "her work really is not all that a-mazeing." He then proceed to look around to see if we laughed, Which almost no one did, cleared his throat and went back to lecturing.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ipittydafoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06 2013
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My dad just said this gem

My dad and I are watching tv, when a commercial for the Maze Runner movie comes on. While half asleep, he says:

"Does it have anything to do with corn?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Troghen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19 2014
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Went to a pumpkin patch a few weeks ago...

I was A-maize-d by how corny the corn maze was. Definitely not worth the $5.

It did have a lot in common with Dumbo though - it was all ears.

And it did creep me out a bit. Felt like I was being stalked the whole time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/digitaldavis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12 2015
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I thought I was being stalked in a corn maze once

It was very earie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2019
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