Do you want to hear a joke about maize?

No you don't, it's really corny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OracleOfWherever
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Did a corn maize the other day

I felt like I was getting stalked.

It was earie.

I’m sure I’ll get an ear full for this corn-y joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What do you call a maize problem?

Cornflict

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayTheAsian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Did you hear about the person who hit their head in a maize maze?

They had suffered a corncussion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrumpGuy88888
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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I was going to tell a joke about being lost in a maize...

I decided it was too corny though...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/endangeredpenguin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I always get lost when maps crop corners because it turns into a maize
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojabean
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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I tried telling a joke about maize to my friend earlier today.

But I decided not to, because it was too corny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThingyYeet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2018
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A corn maze could just be called a Maize.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hellishfish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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Who tells the best jokes down on the farm, Dairy farmers or Maize growers?

Maize growers - their jokes are always corn-ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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My dad’s horse grew a horn out of its forehead after it ate this strange mutant maize.

It was a real unique corn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bigfoothobbit
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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Corn-based agriculture is a-maize-ing
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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Maize related jokes suck

They're just too corny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squrr1
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2017
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I told my wife she looked a-maize-ing.

She said I was just corny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/childishidealism
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2016
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I don't understand how crossbreeding maize works

It's cornfuzing

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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Haunted Cornfields will probably be Maize Runner themed this year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seattletono
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2014
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My friend May owned a cornfield

Everything in it was maze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DingusTickler007
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Looks pretty corny to me
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissTickleToes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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My dad is a corn magician

His act is a-maize-ing

It really pops

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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If you ever find a house with a family of corn, don’t go snooping through their secret files.

They’re cornfidential

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeepenTeepen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Why is corn a good listener?

Because it’s all ears!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maturoo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I once got lost in a corn field

It was an a-maize-ing experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I know, it's a little corny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/babydoll_bd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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What do you call a corn cob with only one kernel? /r/Jokes/comments/fm1mmc/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/king_morbid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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What do you call a cornfield labyrinth?

A maize

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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What did Baby Corn say to Momma Corn?

Where's Pop Corn?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomMonster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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I came up with a corny joke last night

Why did the corn have a hard time getting home? Because it was a maize getting back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RolandWolverine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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My Yik Yak feed delivers

http://i.imgur.com/LT5FoFE.png

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danididdle23
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2015
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I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk

My 7-year old daughter said this one tonight during dinner. I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BradC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Wanna hear something very corny?

A field of corn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TJPancaker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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This joke may sound a little corny....

But please, lend me your ear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsopoor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2018
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I can’t remember this comeback I heard about corn...

But I’m sure it was a-maize-zing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetaphoricLee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Lend me an ear for a corny joke.

It really a'maize'ing, because of how it pops. And at the end a kernel of truth. It's a grain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dukbrand
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Why did the Corn have trouble getting home

He got stuck in a Maize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolman965
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What's a dad's favorite snack?

Pop-corn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laserBlade
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2018
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Every year, a local farmer cuts certain parts of his corn crop before harvest for the entertainment of many who like to get lost.

They do their best to navigate that maize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Corn mazes should be renamed

Maize mazes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexrazz93
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Some jokes are so corny...

...that they hurt my ear.

Others are a-maize-ingly funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My mother-in-law was having dinner with us, and began coughing while eating her corn on the cob. She said, "I'm choking on a kernel of corn".

I said "at least it wasn't a General of Corn". No one laughed except me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornwalker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2016
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I got lost in a cornfield

I couldn't wait to get out of the maize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttengine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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According to my wife's pregnancy app, our unborn child is the size of an ear of corn.

"A-maize-ing!" I exclaimed.

I was asked to stop laughing because I was "causing a scene."

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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My dad just said this gem

My dad and I are watching tv, when a commercial for the Maze Runner movie comes on. While half asleep, he says:

"Does it have anything to do with corn?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Troghen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2014
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My boss just asked if I wanted to hear a corny joke..

I reply: C'mon, I bet its a-maize-ing...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_kingkode
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2016
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Want to hear a corny joke?

It's pretty a-Maize-ing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kerlandays
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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Corny jokes.

They are a-maize-ing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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I love corn...

...It's a-maize-ing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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