Do you want to hear a joke about maize?
No you don't, it's really corny.
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︎ Oct 17 2020
Did a corn maize the other day
I felt like I was getting stalked.
It was earie.
Iβm sure Iβll get an ear full for this corn-y joke.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
What do you call a maize problem?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
Did you hear about the person who hit their head in a maize maze?
They had suffered a corncussion
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︎ May 22 2020
I was going to tell a joke about being lost in a maize...
I decided it was too corny though...
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︎ Oct 13 2019
I always get lost when maps crop corners because it turns into a maize
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︎ Dec 04 2019
I tried telling a joke about maize to my friend earlier today.
But I decided not to, because it was too corny.
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︎ Jun 04 2018
A corn maze could just be called a Maize.
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︎ Apr 30 2018
Who tells the best jokes down on the farm, Dairy farmers or Maize growers?
Maize growers - their jokes are always corn-ear.
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︎ Feb 28 2019
My dadβs horse grew a horn out of its forehead after it ate this strange mutant maize.
It was a real unique corn.
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︎ Oct 04 2018
Corn-based agriculture is a-maize-ing
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︎ Nov 17 2017
Maize related jokes suck
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︎ Aug 05 2017
I told my wife she looked a-maize-ing.
She said I was just corny.
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︎ Nov 24 2016
I don't understand how crossbreeding maize works
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︎ Feb 21 2017
Haunted Cornfields will probably be Maize Runner themed this year
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︎ Sep 05 2014
My friend May owned a cornfield
Everything in it was maze
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Looks pretty corny to me
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︎ Apr 08 2020
My dad is a corn magician
His act is a-maize-ing
It really pops
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︎ Sep 26 2020
If you ever find a house with a family of corn, donβt go snooping through their secret files.
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︎ Aug 07 2020
Why is corn a good listener?
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︎ Jul 18 2020
I once got lost in a corn field
It was an a-maize-ing experience
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︎ Jul 22 2020
I know, it's a little corny.
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︎ Sep 25 2018
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︎ Mar 20 2020
What do you call a cornfield labyrinth?
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︎ Jun 17 2020
What did Baby Corn say to Momma Corn?
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︎ Jul 11 2018
I came up with a corny joke last night
Why did the corn have a hard time getting home?
Because it was a maize getting back
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︎ Feb 02 2020
My Yik Yak feed delivers
http://i.imgur.com/LT5FoFE.png
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︎ May 10 2015
I really like corn, but I can't find it because this time of year it's never in stalk
My 7-year old daughter said this one tonight during dinner. I'm so proud.
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︎ Feb 09 2019
Wanna hear something very corny?
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︎ Jul 06 2019
This joke may sound a little corny....
But please, lend me your ear
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︎ Jul 17 2018
I canβt remember this comeback I heard about corn...
But Iβm sure it was a-maize-zing
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︎ Sep 03 2019
Lend me an ear for a corny joke.
It really a'maize'ing, because of how it pops. And at the end a kernel of truth. It's a grain.
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︎ Sep 20 2019
Why did the Corn have trouble getting home
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︎ Nov 27 2019
What's a dad's favorite snack?
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︎ Jul 06 2018
Every year, a local farmer cuts certain parts of his corn crop before harvest for the entertainment of many who like to get lost.
They do their best to navigate that maize.
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︎ Oct 13 2019
Corn mazes should be renamed
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︎ Sep 13 2019
Some jokes are so corny...
...that they hurt my ear.
Others are a-maize-ingly funny.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
My mother-in-law was having dinner with us, and began coughing while eating her corn on the cob. She said, "I'm choking on a kernel of corn".
I said "at least it wasn't a General of Corn". No one laughed except me.
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︎ Jun 27 2016
I got lost in a cornfield
I couldn't wait to get out of the maize
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︎ Apr 22 2019
According to my wife's pregnancy app, our unborn child is the size of an ear of corn.
"A-maize-ing!" I exclaimed.
I was asked to stop laughing because I was "causing a scene."
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︎ Sep 02 2017
My dad just said this gem
My dad and I are watching tv, when a commercial for the Maze Runner movie comes on. While half asleep, he says:
"Does it have anything to do with corn?"
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︎ Sep 19 2014
My boss just asked if I wanted to hear a corny joke..
I reply: C'mon, I bet its a-maize-ing...
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︎ Oct 21 2016
Want to hear a corny joke?
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︎ Aug 20 2019
Corny jokes.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
I love corn...
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