Corn Starch Puns

A list of puns related to "Corn Starch"

My wife was making gravy for dinner, and she added some corn starch, but it got too thick. To thin it out she added some water, but then it was too thin again. It went back and forth a few times before I said...

Ahh. I get it. It’s a viscous cycle.

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👤︎ u/PocketCornbread
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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Dad fertilized the garden with corn starch.

The plot thickens.

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👤︎ u/Freklred
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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What did Mike Tyson say about why he hates corn starch?

"It thickens me."

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👤︎ u/Socrathustra
📅︎ Nov 12 2017
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