Butterkist her instead.
Just to make the cremation process a little bit more interesting.
I don't like movie theater butter popcorn...it leaves a film in my mouth
He asked for CopPorn instead.
It's not easy, but these days we all have to make concessions.
They have too many kernels
In-the-pan-dance Day
I guess there’s no need to try pot roast.
Chicken Kernels
A salted one.
Free butterfingers.
Kernel Saunders.
I told them, "It's Different Strokes for Different Folks."
After all, these people make a lot of concessions at work.
It’s because they’re all corny.
They'll never let you use their microwave.
It used to be a kernel
assault and buttery
Kernel
He calls it Quacker Jacks
Cracking Wise.
Me: "Poof! You're popcorn!"
11: eye roll
Wife: groan
Me: intent chuckle
...he replied, "Cool beans, LOL"
Dad: I smell something burning
Me: Yeah, I made some popcorn and burned a few kernels.
Dad: At least you didn't burn any generals.
My grandpa dropped this particularly "good" one the other day; (I think I'd mentioned how I love corny humor) Him: You can just call me "Popcorn" Me: Huh? Him: Cause I'm the father of all jokes.
