Marshmallows Puns

This morning I woke up and my pillow was gone.

Today is the 13th anniversary of my father passing and this was my favorite joke that he used to tell. Enjoy.

So it wouldn't fall in the hot chocolate.

(Joke from my dad has been telling since the 80s.)

Venkman says, "Nah, I'm not a big marshmallow guy."

I think he wanted s'more.

A Smoregasbord

Because he knew there was S'more to life

It's against the log.

...and when I woke up one of my pillows was missing.

One s'more unto the breach, dear friends, one s'more

It's a rocky road.

I know, it's only Rocky Road, but I like it.

When I was a kid my grandpa was sitting at out kitchen table while I was trying to reach for marshmallows for Christmas desserts.

The bag of marshmallows ended up falling and hitting me in my face leading to my grandpa saying:

"Watch out for those marshmallows, they travel in packs!"

My dad says "I don't know if we have many, but we have some"

Have you ever thought about how marshmallows might what is in store for their lives? Maybe they don't want to be trapped between two crackers... maybe they want something smore...

I woke up this morning and my pillow was gone.

When I woke up my pillow was gone

I woke up and my pillow was gone.

and the next morning my pillow was gone.

I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone

Then I woke up, and my pillow was gone.