Punstoppable
A list of puns related to "Yellow Jacket"
I was sitting in the back yard with a friend, when we notice this yellow jacket on the ground. He's crawling around and something is obviously wrong, as he can't fly and was making slow, pained movements around a plastic spoon.
My friend says "Should we help him?"
I replied, "Maybe we can take him to the wasp-ital..."
Because it wore a yellow jacket.
The other day my 6yr old ran into the house and said "dad there is a yellow jacket in our yard". I replied "we better find out who it belongs to they are probably cold"....her eyes rolled. I've arrived.
Mom: I'm tired of all these yellow jackets coming in the house!
Me: I guess the weather will get colder and they will wish they were yellow coats instead
Son: "Dad, today at school, me and two friends got chased by 3 bees, 3 wasps, 3 mosquitoes and 3 yellow jackets."
Me: "Was it a sting operation?"
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