I dad-joked a Yellow Jacket on his deathbed

I was sitting in the back yard with a friend, when we notice this yellow jacket on the ground. He's crawling around and something is obviously wrong, as he can't fly and was making slow, pained movements around a plastic spoon.

My friend says "Should we help him?"

I replied, "Maybe we can take him to the wasp-ital..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gopperman
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2014
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Why did the bee survive winter?

Because it wore a yellow jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldSweep
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I have arrived.

The other day my 6yr old ran into the house and said "dad there is a yellow jacket in our yard". I replied "we better find out who it belongs to they are probably cold"....her eyes rolled. I've arrived.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheyvegas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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My dad's jokes are rubbing off on me

Mom: I'm tired of all these yellow jackets coming in the house!

Me: I guess the weather will get colder and they will wish they were yellow coats instead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emperor_of_Cats
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2013
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My son over dinner

Son: "Dad, today at school, me and two friends got chased by 3 bees, 3 wasps, 3 mosquitoes and 3 yellow jackets."

Me: "Was it a sting operation?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fearless72
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2014
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