Have you heard about hoverflies, the insect that mimics a stinging insect, but doesn't have a stinger?

They're just wanna-bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Why did the surgeon dress up a bee to remove a stinger from the patient?

Because that’s how a sting operation works.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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What do you call it if an insect with a stinger is very tasty?

It is beelicious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScaryPottedPlant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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B without ears
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdramanuj
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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My nostril got cut when a buddy tossed a Police CD at me...

Now it Stings with Every Breath I Take.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErikF
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes OST
  1. "Level Plaguing Field"
  2. "Look Who’s Stalking"
  3. "The Great Ape Processional"
  4. "Past Their Primates"
  5. "Close Encounters of the Furred Kind"
  6. "Monkey to the City"
  7. "The Lost City of Chimpanzee"
  8. "Along Simian Lines"
  9. "Caesar No Evil, Hear No Evil"
  10. "Monkey See, Monkey Coup"
  11. "Gorilla Warfare" 7:37
  12. "The Apes of Wrath"
  13. "Gibbon Take"
  14. "Aped Crusaders"
  15. "How Bonobo Can You Go"
  16. "Enough Monkeying Around"
  17. "Primates for Life"
  18. "Planet of the End Credits"
  19. "Ain’t That a Stinger"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/walruspowers
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