What's blue and not very heavy?
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The Beatles once recorded a song about a blue underwater vehicle.
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What's blue and smells like red paint?
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︎ Mar 16 2021
What is blue and doesn't fit?
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What's blue and cries?
Baby blue
(Anna, age 10, after I told her "What's blue and not very heavy?" "Light blue")
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︎ Apr 11 2021
The red ship collided with a blue ship!
The crews got marooned...
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︎ Mar 13 2021
A small blue garden bird made of mahogany. Be great if I had a related joke...
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︎ Apr 17 2021
What do you call a buffalo that's pink, blue and purple?
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︎ Mar 30 2021
How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant?
Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What is blue and not heavy?
Light blue
Edit: Thank you fellow internet strangers for all the awards!
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Roses are red, Violets are blue,
Don't confuse KY, with Gorilla Glue.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What's your favourite blue spiky master film director?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
My wife spent years perfecting blue box macaroni and cheese.
It took a long time, but she finally honed her Kraft.
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︎ Jan 16 2021
What's blue and sits on a toilet?
A police man doing his duty (doodie).
Joke courtesy of my Pepere (RIP)
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?
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︎ Jan 30 2021
Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you: "Blues Lee"
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︎ May 08 2020
What was the dark blue sea lion mistaken for?
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︎ Jan 13 2021
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
"Huh, why are those big cats over there *blue*?"
"Oh, they're just a hyper-lynx."
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︎ Jan 13 2021
What is blue and doesn't weigh much?
Light blue.
Edit : Thanks for the silver and gold
Edit 2 : Wow that blue up
Edit 3 : I never type "thanks for the ..." line, but since silver is also a colour, I did.
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︎ Dec 20 2019
My favorite colors are red, green, and blue.
They are the only colors I see.
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︎ Oct 09 2020
What's Blue and Yellow?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why was the cow award a blue ribbon?
The cow was out standing in his field.
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︎ Nov 30 2020
I'm thinking of entering a talent show. I have two ideas for my act. Either a Blues Traveler cover band, or an impression of Richard Nixon.
I'm hoping to win, by Hook or by Crook.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What's blue and not heavy?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
What's blue and doesn't weigh much?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
Whats blue and not heavy?
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︎ Mar 22 2021
Whatβs red and smells like blue paint?
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Whatβs red and smells like blue paint?
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︎ Mar 10 2021
What's blue and tastes like red paint?
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︎ Mar 01 2021
What looks like red paint and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
Dont hate me its cakeday
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︎ Jan 05 2021
A red ship crashes into a blue ship...
All the sailors were marooned.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
How do you kill a BLUE elephant?
Shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.
How do you kill a PINK elephant?
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Hold it's nose until it turns blue then shoot it with a BLUE elephant gun.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What's blue and smells like red paint?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
What's blue and not very heavy?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
What's red and smells like blue paint?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What's blue and doesn't weigh very much?
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︎ Apr 13 2020
What's red and smells like blue paint??
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︎ Oct 27 2020
My son told me this joke: What's blue and not that heavy?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What is blue and smells like red paint
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Whatβs blue and smells like red paint
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What's blue and not very heavy?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
What's red and smells like blue paint?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What's blue and not very heavy?
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What's blue and smells like red paint?
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