What did the guitar say to its strings when they were panicking?
Don't fret its all going a-chording to plan
Free guitar! No strings attached!
Kinda hard to play, though.
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection...
The judge asks, “First offender?” The wife replies, “No, first a Gibson, then a Fender.”
Dad joke at the garage sale
So I'm at a local garage sale, and I can't help myself, I have to look into the free bin.
there, staring back at me was a guitar without any strings on it... and of coarse the dad joke of a lifetime.
A sign that read "free guitar, no strings attached." :D
What did one musician say when the other left their strings at home?
“Guitar strings!”
