Drum Birthday Puns

A list of puns related to "Drum Birthday"

It's my birthday today. The best present I got is a broken drum

It's unbeatable

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👤︎ u/B3tal
📅︎ Jun 08 2017
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This birthday card from my parents when I was new to drums imgur.com/3T9Wk5e
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👤︎ u/iffybelowaverage
📅︎ Jan 26 2016
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What'd I wear?

My daughter was looking for something to wear on her birthday for her party. The conversation went something like this.

Daughter: Dad, what'd I wear on my fist birthday? Me: You wore nothing. Daughter: Are you just kidding? Me: No, babies are naked when they're born.

Budump, chishhh (drum hit)

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👤︎ u/crazy_days2go
📅︎ Mar 02 2014
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