What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? (courtesy of a 9 year old)
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︎ Jan 05 2021
My favorite part of the morning is the sound of pouring coffee into my metal thermos
Itβs the little tings in life, ya know?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"
So she decided to steel it
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didnβt like it.
Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What did the sound engineer say on his last day of work?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing
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︎ Oct 21 2020
Iβm telling my 5yr old about the wonderful world of literature and she says it sounds boring. I responded with
But... itβs lit! Hits the dad dab
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︎ Oct 01 2020
Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.
This is because of a-coo-sticks.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
A queen heard thunder and asked one of her servants what was that sound?
The servant said lightning McQueen.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Niagara sounds like the antonym of viagra. Now you know why it falls.
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︎ Jun 22 2020
If a judge loves the sound of his own voice,
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
My friend kept saying Music coming out of my Laptop always sound beautiful
I said of course, it's aDell
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︎ Jul 04 2020
Iβm afraid of confusing words that sound the same but spelled differently.
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︎ May 22 2020
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︎ Jan 27 2020
I like the sound of βfiancΓ©β
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︎ Jun 20 2019
I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I have a black belt of the 22nd degree.
I just store it at room temperature.
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︎ Feb 19 2020
The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.
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︎ Mar 17 2020
What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?
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︎ Mar 13 2020
What two areas of school sound like a delicious pastry when put together?
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︎ Mar 11 2020
The sound of him throwing his phone will be hear throughout the universe
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︎ Jun 24 2019
What do you call the sound of a piano falling down a mineshaft?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
I drew Β£30 out of the ATM earlier. A couple of minutes later I heard the sound of 'Nessun Dorma' coming from my wallet.
"Must be those three tenners" I thought to myself
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︎ Oct 19 2019
Very proud of my five year old daughter. My wife screamed with a sound of absolute terror while in the shower earlier. I find out that she saw a few hairs together, thought it was a giant bug, and temporarily lost her mind. My daughter asked why she screamed...
...so I told her that her mom saw a few hairs fall out of her head and freaked out.
My daughter responds, completely deadpan, "mom had rabbits falling out of her head?"
She's going to be a great dad one day.
Edit: skipped a word
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︎ Jul 04 2018
How do you explain getting hit with a baseball bat made of sound?
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︎ Jul 14 2019
What sound does a basketball made of cheese make when you shoot it?
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︎ Jun 23 2019
I have a invention! It's a small edible device that would freshen your breath while simultaneously releasing a subtle and soothing A-chord. You would use the device (with the fresh breath and soothing sound) to help increase the effectiveness of apologies.
I call it:
THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!
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︎ May 09 2016
What is made out of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?
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︎ Apr 27 2019
What is made of leather, a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Aug 17 2020
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze ?
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︎ Oct 25 2020
Whatβs made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Whatβs made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.
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︎ Oct 30 2019
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Mar 03 2020
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Apr 08 2020
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
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︎ Nov 25 2019
Whatβs made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ May 08 2020
What sounds like a sneeze, and it's made of leather?
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Whatβs sounds like a sneeze but is made of leather?
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︎ Nov 27 2019
Whatβs a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
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︎ Dec 11 2019
What sounds like a sneeze and is made out of leather?
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︎ Nov 26 2019
What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
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︎ Nov 27 2019
What's made of leather, is about a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?
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