What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoldenBalls7
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What's orange and sounds like a Parrot? (courtesy of a 9 year old)

A carrot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notlikelyevil
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My favorite part of the morning is the sound of pouring coffee into my metal thermos

It’s the little tings in life, ya know?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cold_Shogun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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My sister has been reading game of thrones and she really liked the line "the sound of steel on steel"

So she decided to steel it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bean_burrito14
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I made a joke about the song Staying Alive and how it sounds like women singing. Apparently many of you didn’t like it.

Hereby my sincere apolobeegies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pleasethelions
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What did the sound engineer say on his last day of work?

Audios

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bonjourkoala
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Scientists have recently recorded the sounds of two helium atoms laughing

HeHe

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I’m telling my 5yr old about the wonderful world of literature and she says it sounds boring. I responded with

But... it’s lit! Hits the dad dab

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coloredboyadvance
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.

This is because of a-coo-sticks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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A queen heard thunder and asked one of her servants what was that sound?

The servant said lightning McQueen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1273_time
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Niagara sounds like the antonym of viagra. Now you know why it falls.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tidduu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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If a judge loves the sound of his own voice,

expect a long sentence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.

I was in diss-gust.

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My friend kept saying Music coming out of my Laptop always sound beautiful

I said of course, it's aDell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cloud68
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I’m afraid of confusing words that sound the same but spelled differently.

I’m homophonophobic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brainsonastick
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Made some speaker boxes out of laundry detergent bottles. They sound super clean. imgur.com/a/Sal1yyC/I
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I like the sound of β€œfiancé”

It has a ring to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wi11Pow3r
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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I don't want to sound like I'm bragging, but I have a black belt of the 22nd degree.

I just store it at room temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.

Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chadnav
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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What's the name of that new rap group taking the world by storm with an infectious sound ?

The Wuhan Clan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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What two areas of school sound like a delicious pastry when put together?

Percussion Pi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rslashhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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The sound of him throwing his phone will be hear throughout the universe
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDoNotHaveACunt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What do you call the sound of a piano falling down a mineshaft?

A flat miner

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarsee530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I drew Β£30 out of the ATM earlier. A couple of minutes later I heard the sound of 'Nessun Dorma' coming from my wallet.

"Must be those three tenners" I thought to myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Very proud of my five year old daughter. My wife screamed with a sound of absolute terror while in the shower earlier. I find out that she saw a few hairs together, thought it was a giant bug, and temporarily lost her mind. My daughter asked why she screamed...

...so I told her that her mom saw a few hairs fall out of her head and freaked out.

My daughter responds, completely deadpan, "mom had rabbits falling out of her head?"

She's going to be a great dad one day.

Edit: skipped a word

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeftHandedToe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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How do you explain getting hit with a baseball bat made of sound?

It Hertz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pepisboi420
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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What sound does a basketball made of cheese make when you shoot it?

Swiss

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skorge963
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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I have a invention! It's a small edible device that would freshen your breath while simultaneously releasing a subtle and soothing A-chord. You would use the device (with the fresh breath and soothing sound) to help increase the effectiveness of apologies.

I call it:

THE A-TONE-MINT!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gbeeson
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2016
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What is made out of brass and sounds like Tom Jones?

Trombones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyNuggets
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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What is made of leather, a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HydrosFear
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze ?

A Shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varunmohan02
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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Scientists record the sound of two helium atoms laughing.

HeHe

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Mehdi_haned
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spallboy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What’s made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cherbotsky
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What sounds like a sneeze, and it's made of leather?

A shoe.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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What’s sounds like a sneeze but is made of leather?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhatJamaican4
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What’s a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daresun
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made out of leather?

A shoe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/arunie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?

A shoe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What's made of leather, is about a foot long and sounds like a sneeze?

A shoe

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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