I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.
I hate the word "xenophobia", it sounds so...
If you play guitar and want to know the secret to making it sound better...
This is a bad one. What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
What sound does a tree make?
What sound is made when a piano is dropped on a person?
My dog was sitting on top of some sound equipment
I tried to come up with a pun about carpentry, but it’s harder than it sounds.
Almost nothing wood work.
What sound does Marie Kondo's pet frog make?
"Rid-v-it . . . Rid-v-it."
LPT: Never tell a sound technician how they are doing their job.
What do clumsy beatboxers sound like?
Oops oops oops oops oops oops oops oops
I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician.
And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
What's another word for strange sounds?
What sound does an aircraft make when it hits the ground?
What sound does a witches car make?
I bought an owl that produces pasta from its mouth when it makes a sound.
I got it at a carb hoot sale.
I was looking for the sound track to Mortal Kombat
but all I could find was a bunch of Finnish Hymns.
I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!
Then I realised I was playing the bee side.
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience
The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this because of a coo sticks.
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
You might think being injected with antivirus sounds boring
But it's really quite vaccinating
What sound do you make when you swept the floor too fast?
Wife (madly tapping at phone): my sound is not working
Me (a seasoned dad): I can hear you just fine
If pronouncing all my "V"s like "B"s, makes me sound Russian...
I found an old vinyl record of insect sounds.
I put it on, expecting relaxing ambient sounds like cicadas and such, but all I got was a droning buzz. That's when I realized that I was playing the bee side.
I once met a woman who had 12 breasts. Sounds weird..
What's the sound an England drum set makes?
Do you know what it sounds like when a whale cries?
Blubber, blubber, blubber, blubber!
My friend makes a living off of being the sound of a clock.
Her actual words were, "I'm a tiktoker," but I knew what she meant.
What does a phaser sound like in church?
Downloaded film Titanic for the family to watch this evening. Annoyingly Video and Sound has come across in separate files.
So I brought my girlfriend home to meet my parents. She looks like my mum, sounds like my mum, even dresses like my mum..
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot.
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
Whats Orange and sounds like a parrot?
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
I got an vinyl album of wasp sounds the other day. Played it, didn’t sound anything like wasps!
Then I realised I was playing the bee side.
If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian,
I used to have a Russian friend who was a sound technician
And a Czech one too. A Czech one too
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot ?
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician.
And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
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