Vocal Cords Puns

A list of puns related to "Vocal Cords"

Scientists have invented artificial vocal cords.

The result speaks for itself.

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👤︎ u/danielsoft1
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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Some scientists were able to recreate human vocal cords in a petri dish...

The results pretty much speak for themselves...

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👤︎ u/Squidboy2002
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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Did you hear about the man who had his vocal cords removed?

It left him speechless

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👤︎ u/imnotanugga
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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My wife took my vocal cords

She left me absolutely speechless

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👤︎ u/bigboi360420
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Scientists have recently engineered a new species of frog that have become immortal after removing their vocal cords

They can’t croak.

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👤︎ u/Hidoshigo
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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Did you hear about the rooster who had surgery on his vocal cords?

He's cockadoodledoing alright now

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👤︎ u/ash92596
📅︎ Jul 12 2017
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Got my coworker good just now

Him: "I wonder what causes frogs to make that sound" (the REEE noise)

Me: "Probably their vocal cords"

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👤︎ u/PapBear
📅︎ Aug 20 2016
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Scientists have grown human vocal cords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves.

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👤︎ u/aca6825
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Scientists have grown working vocal cords in the lab.

The results speak for themselves.

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👤︎ u/edhere
📅︎ Aug 01 2017
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