I'm trying to get better at making jokes from blending words together, but all my attempts turn out bad
Despite all my effort, I can't produce more than a poormansteau at best
I come up with a really lame two word gay joke the other day that i was afraid my gay mate might find offensive
My wife said, “Why don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?”
I said, “That’s.....a novel idea.”
Jokes with crappy three-word punchlines that rely on irony aren't funny
My wife locked me out for telling too many corny, obnoxious word play jokes...
Now I’m outside banging and hollering
‘Oh PUN the door!!!’
‘Oh PUN the door!!!’
My wife hates all these word play jokes, she said I need to stop
I replied: I can’t! Im addicted, how can I quit?
She said “any means necessary”
“No it doesn’t” I replied
When typing a word-play joke, I never put extra spaces on the left.
In olden times, making jokes about the way words sound was unfavored by society and would warrant a sever beating.
This ritual beating was called a PUN-ishment
The world has been taken storm by jokes exploiting the different possible meanings of words or the fact that there are words which sound alike but have different meanings.
Stay safe everyone. This is a global pundemic.
I don't like word play jokes done on purpose...
I prefer when they're pun-intentional
I’ve invented a word to explain this joke
I've heard that the word "icy" is often the punchline in every joke in r/dadjokes
Looking at the amount of karma the last repost got, I see why
I am here because I tried to post a lame word play joke in r/jokes, but it was removed
So you might say I was PUNished...
What do you call a Disney princess that repeats word play jokes
The key to a good word joke?
My dad placed a piece of paper with the word “joke” written on it on me.
My friend and I went to the new stage production of “Words.” The production had many jokes, puns, and comedic lines. At the end, my friend asked me for an explanation because he didn’t get the humor.
I told him it was a play on “Words.”
I wish I had a dollar for every Dad joke, turn of phrase, or play on words I manage to rattle off on a daily basis.
You know what they say though, "Punny doesn't grow on trees..."
Here’s a dad joke I made today: when someone says a word incorrectly, say “I see that pronunciation isn’t your forty”
Dad joke turned into a story- The Story of the Word Migraine (video)
My (late grand)dad's favorite joke: What's the longest English word ever?
Smiles
Because it's one mile from the first S to the next.
From r/funny: visual word/expression joke
[X-post from r/jokes] Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me...
My 7 year old's 1st joke with the f word...
Jake: Effingham is a funny name for a street.
Me: You know, I've kinda always thought that too.
Jake: Yeah, it's like the worst kind of pig there is.
Me: That's f-ing halarious.
Not exactly a dad joke, but close. None of the fathering a child, but all of the self amused word play.
vimeo.com/65102146
Dad said the words, I made the joke
We have a big bag of walnuts in our pantry. In discussing what we should do with them my dad said in all seriousness "walnuts cost $20 a bag, isn't that nuts?" Laughing in a very obvious way I said "haha nuts" and my mom and sister groaned while my dad chuckled.
My wife just told me, “Why don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?”
I said, “That’s ...... a novel idea.”
Her: Why don’t you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?
Me: That’s a.....novel idea.
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