I just read a long article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
There was a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I recently read an article about how a woman was killed by a falling bookcase.
Morticians say that she only had her shelf to blame.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
Someone said I wasnβt very smart because I never read anything. Well it so happens I was reading an article just the other day
It said Juicy.
Turns out it was an article of clothing.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Did you hear the Journal of Modern Medicine rejected an article about Midol?
The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I like to read news articles about grapes
I like to buff up on currant events.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
A good title for a conservative news article a couple days ago when Trump declared βStop the count!β after Biden started making gains but Trump still couldβve shocked the world wouldβve been...
βTrumpβs Not Down For the Countβ
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I saw an article about a guy that dipped his testicles in some glitter.
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︎ Oct 11 2020
I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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︎ Oct 12 2020
There was an article I read about this man who hasnβt woken up in years in Washington
I guess heβs in a Tacoma
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I wrote an article on pillows
It was really just a fluff piece
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I got fired from my job as a sports writer, they said all my articles were too short
I guess a pitcher is worth a thousand words.
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︎ Jul 18 2020
The encyclopedia article about Calvary has a lot of footnotes
You can say it is extensively cross referenced.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
I wrote an article about replacing noisy light bulbs with quiet LED ones. I found a fitting title as well.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Just read an article about a frozen cave man found accidentally by hikers in the Himalayas..
They found himalayan in the ice..
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︎ May 25 2020
If you are a grammar fanatic, you should really read this article.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
There was an article in the paper today about Apple and Reddit doing a collaboration.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
From the Wikipedia article about the song Cherish by The Association.
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︎ May 07 2020
The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.
Apparently it was big news.
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︎ Jul 01 2020
I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweaterβ¦
I didn't even know they could knit!
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︎ Apr 16 2020
In a news article
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︎ Oct 14 2019
I read an article about Eskimo hunting practices today
Their method for hunting polar bears was the most interesting. They would start a fire out on a deep snow bank, and essentially melt a hole in the snow. Once the hole was big enough they would stop feeding it firewood and let it burnout on its own. Once the fire had gone down and was nothing more than smoldering ashes with a little bit of smoke, they would line the edge of the fire pit with snow peas.
All they had to do from there is hide and wait. Once a bear caught scent of the smoke and starts to investigate, the bear would eventually start eating some of the peas. Then they sneak up behind it and kick it in the ash-hole.
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︎ Nov 20 2019
I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters
It's okay I can Samurais it for you.
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︎ Feb 19 2019
The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube...
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englandβ¦
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︎ Jan 12 2020
My girlfriend wrote an article about the history of the menstrual cycle...
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Over a Gay Penguins article on r/insanepeoplefacebook
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︎ Oct 06 2019
My wife sent me an article that says men's beards have more germs than dogs.
I said of course. There are no dogs in my beard.
https://imgur.com/B7mUpUc
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︎ Apr 17 2019
My boss yelled at me for cutting articles out of a magazine at work.
He said to do it on my own Time.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
My local paper published an article about a gymnast who was dropped as a customer of our local bank.
She had outstanding balance.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
My friend wrote an article about seatbelts...
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︎ Oct 18 2019
Article 13 bad
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︎ Mar 27 2019
My friend's brother wrote an article on the history of crosswords...
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︎ Oct 18 2019
What's Mario's favorite article of clothing?
Denim, denim, denim.
Hah!
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︎ Nov 20 2019
What do you call a very long Wikipedia article?
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︎ Jun 27 2019
The article has some solid, hard puns.
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︎ Mar 27 2019
I wrote an article on identifying asbestos and got my worst rating ever.
I mean, I did asbestos I can.
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︎ Sep 04 2019
On an article about a woman who sawed her hand off to claim insurance
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︎ Mar 13 2019
I read a couple of interesting articles yesterday.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
What do you call the EU after Article 13 passed?
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︎ Apr 05 2019
Just read an article about the top ten exposed electrical circuits.
One through ten will shock you!
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︎ Jul 10 2019
I just read a long scholarly article that compares the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there is a lot of Cross referencing.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I just wrote an article trying to compare different versions of The Bible.
There was a lot of Cross referencing.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I recently wrote an article comparing the different versions of the Bible.
Turns out there was a lot of cross referencing.
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke
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︎ Sep 17 2019
I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweaterβ¦
I didn't even know they could knit!
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