6 Hilarious Newspaper Articles Puns

The government is planning to ban articles about ironing appliances in the newspaper.

The freedom of press is no more.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity

📅︎ Dec 30 2018

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Did you read the newspaper article about the midget psychic who escaped from jail?

It was titled "Small Medium at Large"

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👤︎ u/esoper1976

📅︎ Jan 28 2018

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my bf punned his first published article for a local newspaper. I thought y'all would enjoy blogs.miaminewtimes.com/c…

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👤︎ u/peluca

📅︎ Feb 16 2014

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I showed my dad (a union rep) today's newspaper article about a union rep getting beaten with metal baseball bats

I told him "Man, this is like something out of the 1930's gangster era!"

He said "No no no, it's nothing like that. Back then, they used wooden baseball bats."

At least he has a sense of humour about it.

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👤︎ u/moeburn

📅︎ Feb 03 2015

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There was an article in the newspaper today about a midget psychic that broke out of prison.

The title was "Short Medium at Large"

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👤︎ u/thisismeredditing

📅︎ Oct 02 2014

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My fiance is watching a lot of 'Say Yes To The Dress'....

Here are a few of my peanut gallery comments to pass the time....

"I'm going to open my own wedding dress store. It's going to be called 'The Tulle Shop'".

"TLC is coming out with a new show that's about buying underwear. It's called 'Say Ja To The Bra'".

"What type of wedding dress did the future wife of the New York Yankee buy? A ball gown."

Indian-themed weddings are also a gold mine because of the "sari" dress. Too many to list here. Stuff along the lines of "I feel sari she has to pick between those two dresses". "She'll be sari if she doesn't pick that dress."....the list goes on and on...

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👤︎ u/TeeItForeward

📅︎ Mar 22 2015

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