Paywall Puns

I was in the library reading the morning paper when a chicken walked in. It strutted up to the librarian's desk, and jumped right up on top.

"Bawk" it said.

The librarian said, "You would like a book. Ok. Wait here. " Moments later the librarian brings a book to the chicken, and the chicken leaves.

A week later, I was in the library reading the morning paper when the same chicken comes in, walks up to the librarian's desk and jumps up. "Bawk, bawk" says the chicken.

The librarian says, "You would like two books". She returns with two books, and the chicken leaves with the books tucked under her wing.

A week after that, I was sitting in the library reading the morning paper. In walks the chicken and struts right up, and then jumps on top of the librarian's desk. "Bawk bawk BAAAWWWk!" it screams.

Without batting an eye, the librarian says, "I see. You would like three books. Two short ones and a long one. I'll be right back".

I had just finished reading the morning paper, so I decided to follow this chicken. Out the door it went, across the street, to get to the other side of course, down the alley, past the shell station, across the play ground to the other slide, into the forest, and then to a pond. The chicken sees a frog and walks over to it.

The frog takes the three books. Looks at them for a moment, and then shakes his head. "Reddit, reddit, reddit" he says.