Articles Of Clothing Puns

A list of puns related to "Articles Of Clothing"

What is an indecisive businessman's favorite article of clothing?

It's a tie!

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👤︎ u/benagain1
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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What's the article of winter clothing most appropriate for Valentine's Day?

's mitten.

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👤︎ u/this_is_grand
📅︎ Nov 27 2018
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Someone said I wasn’t very smart because I never read anything. Well it so happens I was reading an article just the other day

It said Juicy.

Turns out it was an article of clothing.

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👤︎ u/Le_Gitzen
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do you call a newspaper column that gives advice about fashion wear?

Article of clothing

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👤︎ u/FreakyStarrbies
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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What do journalists wear?

Articles of clothing

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👤︎ u/zanman28
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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Somebody stole my newspaper hat!

Such a bummer, it was my favorite article of clothing.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Sep 01 2017
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My Dad's favorite college football team.

Asked my Dad what his favorite college football team is besides his alma mater and my university.

Dad: "Georgia Tech of course." Me: "Why?" Dad: "They're the only football team named after an article of clothing..."

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👤︎ u/TheClassyRifleman
📅︎ Sep 30 2013
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