I just read a long article comparing the different versions of the Bible.

There was a lot of cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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I recently read an article about how a woman was killed by a falling bookcase.

Morticians say that she only had her shelf to blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SilentTempestLord
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Someone said I wasn’t very smart because I never read anything. Well it so happens I was reading an article just the other day

It said Juicy.

Turns out it was an article of clothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Le_Gitzen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Did you hear the Journal of Modern Medicine rejected an article about Midol?

The editor said it was not current at all, but more of a period piece!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noapostrophe555
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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I like to read news articles about grapes

I like to buff up on currant events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samwyzh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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A good title for a conservative news article a couple days ago when Trump declared β€œStop the count!” after Biden started making gains but Trump still could’ve shocked the world would’ve been...

β€œTrump’s Not Down For the Count”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I saw an article about a guy that dipped his testicles in some glitter.

Pretty nuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/please_endme
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I don't think the author even realized what they did! Context: the article is about killer whales attacking boats.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Comanch3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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There was an article I read about this man who hasn’t woken up in years in Washington

I guess he’s in a Tacoma

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthatbrownguy91
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youthfulcomrade
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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I wrote an article on pillows

It was really just a fluff piece

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I got fired from my job as a sports writer, they said all my articles were too short

I guess a pitcher is worth a thousand words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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The encyclopedia article about Calvary has a lot of footnotes

You can say it is extensively cross referenced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_brown_clown
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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I wrote an article about replacing noisy light bulbs with quiet LED ones. I found a fitting title as well.

Silence of the lamps.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnetCarter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Just read an article about a frozen cave man found accidentally by hikers in the Himalayas..

They found himalayan in the ice..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r00ski5
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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If you are a grammar fanatic, you should really read this article.

the

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marfalump
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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There was an article in the paper today about Apple and Reddit doing a collaboration.

iReddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lod254
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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From the Wikipedia article about the song Cherish by The Association.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/42alj
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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The local paper ran a front page article about offering a large print edition to be more accessible.

Apparently it was big news.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave7243
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweater…

I didn't even know they could knit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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In a news article
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Staters
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2019
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I read an article about Eskimo hunting practices today

Their method for hunting polar bears was the most interesting. They would start a fire out on a deep snow bank, and essentially melt a hole in the snow. Once the hole was big enough they would stop feeding it firewood and let it burnout on its own. Once the fire had gone down and was nothing more than smoldering ashes with a little bit of smoke, they would line the edge of the fire pit with snow peas.

All they had to do from there is hide and wait. Once a bear caught scent of the smoke and starts to investigate, the bear would eventually start eating some of the peas. Then they sneak up behind it and kick it in the ash-hole.

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Shit tier news article straitstimes.com/singapor…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SYLOH
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Blobby2343
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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The headline writer for this article had waited years for this moment. Though it is rumoured his final idea came to him on the tube... bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england…
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My girlfriend wrote an article about the history of the menstrual cycle...

It's a period piece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Over a Gay Penguins article on r/insanepeoplefacebook
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ghostybooze
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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My wife sent me an article that says men's beards have more germs than dogs.

I said of course. There are no dogs in my beard.

https://imgur.com/B7mUpUc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrankyTribeFan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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My boss yelled at me for cutting articles out of a magazine at work.

He said to do it on my own Time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSwork1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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My local paper published an article about a gymnast who was dropped as a customer of our local bank.

She had outstanding balance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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My friend wrote an article about seatbelts...

It's a safety feature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Article 13 bad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diimmortale
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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My friend's brother wrote an article on the history of crosswords...

It was a puzzle piece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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What's Mario's favorite article of clothing?

Denim, denim, denim.

Hah!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butteryartichoke
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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What do you call a very long Wikipedia article?

A scroll of knowledge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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The article has some solid, hard puns.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rainlieren
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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On an article about a woman who sawed her hand off to claim insurance
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmaxic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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I wrote an article on identifying asbestos and got my worst rating ever.

I mean, I did asbestos I can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yung_gran
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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I read a couple of interesting articles yesterday.

β€œA” and β€œThe”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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What do you call the EU after Article 13 passed?

The Copyreich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nico_Storch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Just read an article about the top ten exposed electrical circuits.

One through ten will shock you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratokeshi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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I just read a long scholarly article that compares the different versions of the Bible.

Turns out there is a lot of Cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I just wrote an article trying to compare different versions of The Bible.

There was a lot of Cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I recently wrote an article comparing the different versions of the Bible.

Turns out there was a lot of cross referencing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Y'all just made it into the Merriam-Webster dictionary and the article uses this subreddit as justification!

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/dad%20joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnaldmilligan
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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I read an article earlier that said it actually takes three sheep to make one sweater…

I didn't even know they could knit!

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