What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can't get enough...
The engineer said "ah yes.... it's stuck in Depeche Mode"....
I ran out of toilet paper last week and can't afford to buy more till I get paid next week, so I started using the newspapers. Now the realisation has kicked in......
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Ran out of toilet paper today. We’re now using lettuce leaves.
Today was just the tip of the iceberg. Tomorrow romaines to be seen.
You hear the joke about paper?
No? It’s ok it was TEAR-able
I have one about pizza but it’s cheesy
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it’s tearable
Ad in local paper : 'Wanted Barber's assistant'
Paper joke
What do you call making paper figures that sit on your desk?
Stationary art
Just heard the world paper tearing champion has died....
I wrote a bad joke on a piece of paper
Daffy Duck went to Porky Pig’s house. When he arrived he used the bathroom, but there wasn’t any toilet paper. Daffy yelled for Porky and Porky replied:
Bidet bidet bidet, that’s all folks.
Getting rid of an annoying crease on a piece of paper is pretty easy.
All you have to do is wait, eventually it’ll crease to exist!
My teacher gave me some weak paper the other day
I would tell you my joke about paper....
Dwayne "Rock Paper Scissor" Johnson
Why aren't Australians hoarding toilet paper?
Why shouldn't puns be written down on paper?
because they would then be tearable.
I was in a bar in Texas, when a man walks in wearing a paper cowboy hat, a paper shirt, paper jeans,paper chaps and paper boots.
Anyway, the sheriff burst in and arrested him for rustling.
Did you hear about the guy shooting paper towel rolls in the wild?
Why did the toilet paper jump of the building?
To quickly get to the bottom...
Stores are running out of toilet paper again.
What does a blind person say when you give them sand paper?
My neighbour didn't like it when I told him off about hoarding toilet paper
To be honest, I think he was being very anal about it.
So I have this great joke about paper..
But my wife thinks its tear-able
I went to Walmart to get some toilet paper today
They were completely wiped out.
I used my credit card to buy 1-ply toilet paper
And now I'm paying for it.
I run out of toilet paper...
I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper
What do you call paper you can’t trust?
Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"
My response: "144? That's a gross"
What paper works best for origami aircraft?
I ran out of toilet paper, so I had use old newspapers...
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
What do you call a paper airplane that doesn't fly?
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road???
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in the crack
(Courtesy of my son!)
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
I've run out of toilet paper and started using old newspapers instead
Ya wanna hear a joke about paper
Nevermind it was pretty tearable
Ran out of toilet paper and had to resort to using old newspapers...
Gotta say... these are rough Times.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind—it's tearable.
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