My boss yelled at me for cutting articles out of a magazine at work.

He said to do it on my own Time.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I called Serena Williams to interview her for a magazine article and asked, β€œSo Serena, What’s your favorite planet?”

Her: It’s Venus.

Me: I’m sorry Venus. Could you put Serena on the phone?

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New road in Iceland to be halted citing concern for elf habitats.

I was reading through current articles of world news today and came across this relatively lighthearted article. My Father's response made it even better.

Iceland will halt construction of a new road as they have received concerns about the safety of elf habitats.

My father determined that the department responsible for this decision was the "Department of Elf and Safety".

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-27907358

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