What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What do you get when crossbreed a parrot with a centipede?
Two parrots are sitting on a perch
One turns to the other and says "Do you smell fish?"
My friend’s parrot lost his beak in a fan accident and he wanted to find a prosthetic. I sent him to my Uncle Tony.
My obese parrot died! 😭
That’s a weight off my shoulders
I went into a pet shop and said: "I would like a pet parrot for my daughter."
Confused, the owner replied: "Sorry, we don't do swaps."
Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
( For those who've seen the earlier post, my bad XD)
I got home from work and our parrot said, "Don't tell my husband", which I thought was rather suspicious.
So I walked upstairs to my wife, whose lipstick was smudged, her skirt a mess.
I said, "Honey, I never knew our parrot was gay."
What do you call a parrot that refuses to eat?
What do you call a group of dead parrots?
I've got a pedigree toothless Norwegian Blue Parrot I want to enter in competitions
What do you get if you cross a parrot with a pigeon?
What do taxidermists use when they have a parrot to work with?
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee.
*insert laugh track here*
To the person who stole my lamp, my coffee and my parrot:
I dont know how you sleep at night
A well-loved parrot died, and was digitally immortalized in a 3D rendering
Polygon but not forgotten.
What do you get when you mix a centipede and a parrot?
A guy married his pet parrot.
He was a man of his bird.
My pet parrot Nico escaped yesterday and hasn't been seen since.
All I have now is a Nico-less cage.
Two parrots sat on a perch.
One says to the other "Do you smell fish?"
Credit to my partner who's dad used this as his go to joke in her youth
To determine the gender of a parrot you have to stick your finger in the cage. If he bites you, he's a male...
If she bites you, she's a female.
What do you call it when your parrot ends up missing?
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Two parrots sitting on a perch
One says to the other: “do you smell something fishy?”
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
My obese parrot died today
I am sad but it’s a great weight off my shoulders
What do you get when you cross a millipede with a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
Two parrots are sitting on a perch. One turns to the other and asks, "do you smell fish?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
My obese parrot died
It was a weight off my shoulder
Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died.
It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
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