What do you call a group of dead parrots?

Polygons

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👤︎ u/Schady007
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What do you call a dead parrot?

Polygon

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📅︎ Apr 09 2019
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Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died.

It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.

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📅︎ Sep 17 2018
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To all maths students....

Did you know a polygon is a dead parrot?

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📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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How many Pollygons would you need

to render a dead parrot?

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📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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Got my mom last month

Last month, I bought a book of skits from a store. I was reading a few of the skits out loud, and my mom mentioned Who's On First. My brother didn't believe it was 70 years old. Mom then said that there was a section of a Greek comedy that was very similar to Monty Python's Parrot Sketch, only with a dead slave instead of a dead parrot.

Me: "Monty Python resurrected that joke far more effectively than that guy wishes he could've resurrected the parrot."

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👤︎ u/RotWS
📅︎ Jul 10 2015
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Dad joke in music class

Instructor: So, does anyone know what a polygon is?

Clas: A six sided figure? I don't know, what?

Instructor: A dead parrot!

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👤︎ u/MpurpleK
📅︎ Feb 05 2014
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