The Colonel Puns

It's called the Chicken Eatza.

Though I guess that's just a generalization.

KFC

So I told him 'it's a total overkill'

To get to other other thighs.

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He was a hot dog of a soldier until the kraut mustard out.

The Colonels.

So a few days ago, during school my friend sitting next to me (in Social Studies) was reading off a few of the Generals form WW2. So I lean over and say, "I think that list should be on the main page under... General... Information". He hated it. Them I say " what you wanted a... colonel... Of hope." And he said " why me".

The Popcorn Colonel

So I work asphalt maintenance (crackseal). Saturday I had a special note on the contract that said "Only do Major Cracks". Working at a Browning facility it made me think military. So at the end of the day I called up my boss and I just couldn't hold it back anymore. "Sorry, I didn't see Major Cracks, but There was a Colonel Mustard and a Captain Crunch, but I didn't do them as was requested".