Did you hear about the temple to Colonel Sanders on the Yucatan?

It's called the Chicken Eatza.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevinh456
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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It's safe to assume that, once someone rises to the rank of Colonel, they will continue to be promoted.

Though I guess that's just a generalization.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DthAlchemist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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What’s the Colonel’s favorite soccer team?

KFC

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cracksilog
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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The other day my colonel asked me why I refuse to use artillery in battle

So I told him 'it's a total overkill'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soviet_Komrade
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Why did Colonel Sanders cross the road?

To get to other other thighs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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KFC's Colonel is a "Dad" if you check out the twitter page.

@KFC has over 1 million followers, but only follows 11 people

5 Spice girls, and 6 guys named Herb

11 Herbs & Spices

(Seriously, check it out https://twitter.com/kfc)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2017
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Did you hear about the famous German Colonel who left the military?

He was a hot dog of a soldier until the kraut mustard out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2016
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What do you call a senior-ranked military officer who offers nuggets of factual wisdom?

The Colonel of Truth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CopsaLau
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Which officers tell the corniest jokes?

The Colonels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Possibly_a_stoat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Why not.

So a few days ago, during school my friend sitting next to me (in Social Studies) was reading off a few of the Generals form WW2. So I lean over and say, "I think that list should be on the main page under... General... Information". He hated it. Them I say " what you wanted a... colonel... Of hope." And he said " why me".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Havefun887
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do you call a snack that is in the army?

The Popcorn Colonel

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I saw my chance and I took it! I like to think my Dad taught me well.

So I work asphalt maintenance (crackseal). Saturday I had a special note on the contract that said "Only do Major Cracks". Working at a Browning facility it made me think military. So at the end of the day I called up my boss and I just couldn't hold it back anymore. "Sorry, I didn't see Major Cracks, but There was a Colonel Mustard and a Captain Crunch, but I didn't do them as was requested".

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