Pirate Parrot Puns

A list of puns related to "Pirate Parrot"

I went to a pirate conference the other day but they refused to serve food to any of the parrots…

It was a polynomial function

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👤︎ u/jeremywarne
📅︎ Oct 14 2019
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, “Hey, you’ve got a steering wheel on your pants.”

The pirate says, “Arrrr, I know. It’s driving me nuts.”

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👤︎ u/Magical_Merlin
📅︎ Apr 24 2019
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Mathematical (Geometry) joke: What did the pirate say when his parrot flew away?

Polygon!

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👤︎ u/Orphanclone
📅︎ Nov 07 2013
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People of Dad Jokes, I need your help.

My wife is having a minor surgery tomorrow that will require her to wear an eye patch for a week. I need enough eye, patch, and pirate related puns to last me a week and eye've only got enough for two days tops. Can you help me?

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👤︎ u/Sylvanusz5
📅︎ Jan 09 2018
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What has 4 eyes, 4 legs, 3 beaks and a net?

Four pirates looking for a lost parrot

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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Did you hear about the pirate whose bird broke it's wing?

Yeah.. I guess the pirate had to re-parrot!
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(Huh?!?? Get it?? Re-parrot?? Repair it?? Yeah.. that's funny!)

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👤︎ u/BrakemanBob
📅︎ Jul 16 2018
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