If youre the sperm of a giant ocean animal and want to come to my party, you are whale-cum
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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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A joke that takes a while to evolve

To celebrate the 200th birthday of Charles Darwin, the scientific community joined together for a party. As is common at such gatherings, the Biologists began to argue about what species was the most suited to its environment. Finally after much heated debate, a group of scientists pledged to spend the rest of the year exhaustively researching the Biological record to once and for all determine which creature was the ultimate example of adaptivity and proficiency ever to live.

Yesterday, the results were announced at the National Academy of Sciences. The creature identified as the most adaptive and proficient in Earth's history was a previously unknown animal from the Mesozoic era, a water dwelling insect that thrived for a hundred million years.

It was ... a FishAnt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I bought a dancing monkey the other day

He's a real party animal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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500 bricks on an airplane and one falls off. How many are left?

((To be played back and forth with a friend as questions and answers))


What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? [1. Open door. 2. Put elephant in. 3. Close door.]

What are the four steps to putting a giraffe in a refrigerator? [1. Open door. 2. Remove elephant. 3. Put giraffe in. 4. Close door.]

All the animals attend a birthday party for the king of the jungle, except one. Who didn’t attend? [The giraffe. He’s still in the refrigerator.]

A girl swims across an alligator infested river, but safely makes it to the other side. How was that possible? [All the alligators were at the birthday party.]

The girls still dies though, how come? [The one brick from the airplane fell on her head.]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaShMa_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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News : '74 Year Old Man Clubbed To Death'.

Wow, what a party animal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Got my son.

Me, driving at dawn with eldest son: "Woah, deer!"

Son (11 years old): "Wow there's a lot of them. They must stay out all night."

Me: "Yes. They are ... party animals."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jrb975
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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Are members of the Black Panther Party...

Party animals?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voodoomouse420
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2016
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