Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is f’in funny!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Good_Alibi
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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What type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at is?

The Radish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jt_dunnski
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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Partly electrocuted on stage, her diminished muscle control meant the orchestra had to figure some things out for themselves. What was she?

A semiconductor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnabbe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2016
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While driving home from school on a partly cloudy day

Me: (looks up) Wow! There's not a single cloud in the sky!

Daughter: (looks up) What are you talking about?

Me: There's not.

Daughter: Dad, there are like... (gets it) Daughter: (scowls)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/resonantSoul
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2014
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transportation related body part puns idea list

Examples

Shoebaru , Subaru Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi Legsus, lexus Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXduyasseneXx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?

The water break...

Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pomacanthus_asfur
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?

Driving

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Light-Insight
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...

Riceless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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What has two butts and kills people?

An assassin

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Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khatsos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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The hardest part for someone when coming out

Saying it with a straight face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Komirade666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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I'm flying to Florida today. Best part about the plane is

it can take off Or lando

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLuminous
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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What is a choir’s favorite part of dinner?

The main chorus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLikeOldTrees
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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In college, I worked part time as a butcher's assistant.

You know, just to make ends meat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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I have been a part of free Britney since 1999

We called it Napster back then

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piccolorick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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I’m planning a trip to the Farsi-speaking part of Ontario

I’ve always wanted to visit the Persian Guelph

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuncibleJones
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Why haven’t aliens visited our Solar System yet?

They looked at the reviews... only 1 star

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Belpix0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...

The other 99 read balloons.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bloodoolf
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
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In which part of Canada are you not allowed to do anything?

Ban-ff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?

That's where I draw the line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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What part of the hospital has the least privacy?

The ICU

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iceberger3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What was Hitlers favourite part of a curry?

The third rice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FalconRhino7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I got a part time job kissing both women and men

It's not much but it's getting me bi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Got offered a voice-acting role in the new Emoji movie sequel. They want me to play the Poop Emoji. People say I should accept the role and be grateful, but I’m holding out for a classier part...

...I will not be deterred!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

You look for fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHibernian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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To all the members of this subreddit, an open letter:

C

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baltinerdist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2021
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The best part of building docks?

Working with my piers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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You have 2 parts to a brain...Left and Right...

In the left side, there's nothing right and in the right side, there's nothing left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Can’t part with it...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe-knail
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What's the best part about being a guitarist?

Knowing your way around the G string.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rossdabose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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Some Alaskans like the snow. It's part of their heritage.

Some just aren't Inuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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What's the worst part about procrastination?

It's off-putting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryanooooo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Have a riot at this pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lan_chop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2021
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What do you call someone who labels jars of body parts?

An organiser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thespunkmunky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.

It’s the bee’s knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nate_hawwk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What Snoop Dogg's favorite part of a rainy day

The drizzle fo shizzle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fun-On-A-Bun-3k
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What’s a cancer patient’s favorite part of playing Bingo?

B9

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LukeBabbitt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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What's the most dangerous part of New York in the winter?

Islip

:D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elesde
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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What is the worst part about sleeping like a log

You could end up in the fireplace when you wake up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Golfcourseboi6969
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Last night I dreamt I was in a swordfight with a knight, and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.

Sadly I was defeated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiltebeest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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My favorite part of the morning is the sound of pouring coffee into my metal thermos

It’s the little tings in life, ya know?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cold_Shogun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What part of the body always loses?

Defeat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doctor_Randumb
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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TIL that the deepest part of the ocean is nearly 7 miles

That's hard to fathom

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What is a Rubix Cube’s favorite part of college?

Orientation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masonprewett
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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What’s the hardest part about eating vegetables?

The wheelchair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vancity1985
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I've an uncle who works for the symphonie part-time.

He's a semi-conductor.

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I asked the barber to replace most of what the last barber did, make it three times longer, and give it three parts.

He said β€œoh, you want the Snyder Cut”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My 9-month-old ate part of her sister's math homework.

Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonHeinie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What's a pirates favorite part of his home?

The back yaaarrrrdd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeenyus47
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Which part of the vegetable shouldn’t you eat?

The wheelchair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irishlamb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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