Credit goes to Puns on Facebook. I am partly colour blind and this is fβin funny!
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What type of vegetable tries to be cool, but is only partly successful at is?
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︎ Jan 23 2020
Partly electrocuted on stage, her diminished muscle control meant the orchestra had to figure some things out for themselves. What was she?
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︎ Mar 02 2016
While driving home from school on a partly cloudy day
Me: (looks up) Wow! There's not a single cloud in the sky!
Daughter: (looks up) What are you talking about?
Me: There's not.
Daughter: Dad, there are like... (gets it)
Daughter: (scowls)
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︎ Aug 31 2014
transportation related body part puns idea list
Examples
Shoebaru , Subaru
Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi
Legsus, lexus
Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.
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︎ Jul 08 2016
What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?
The water break...
Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.
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︎ Feb 22 2021
What's the weakest part of Tiger Woods game?
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Chinese take out: 8 dollars. Tip: 2 dollars. Getting home to find out they forgot part of your order...
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︎ Dec 15 2020
What has two butts and kills people?
An assassin
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Edit: thank you guys so much for the rewards! I was told this joke from my 9 year old sister, she was well chuffed to see all the votes and people thinking she was funny
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︎ Feb 21 2021
The hardest part for someone when coming out
Saying it with a straight face
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︎ Jan 27 2021
I'm flying to Florida today. Best part about the plane is
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︎ Feb 23 2021
What is a choirβs favorite part of dinner?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
In college, I worked part time as a butcher's assistant.
You know, just to make ends meat.
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︎ Feb 21 2021
I have been a part of free Britney since 1999
We called it Napster back then
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Iβm planning a trip to the Farsi-speaking part of Ontario
Iβve always wanted to visit the Persian Guelph
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︎ Feb 26 2021
Why havenβt aliens visited our Solar System yet?
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
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︎ Feb 09 2021
I was part of a class and i total , we were 100 students. I walked up to the front of the class , and wrote :"balloons" on the white board. So...
The other 99 read balloons.
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︎ Feb 20 2021
In which part of Canada are you not allowed to do anything?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
I don't mind my geometry teacher asking me to draw a circle. But to then ask me to turn that circle into two equal parts?
That's where I draw the line.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What part of the hospital has the least privacy?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What was Hitlers favourite part of a curry?
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I got a part time job kissing both women and men
It's not much but it's getting me bi
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Got offered a voice-acting role in the new Emoji movie sequel. They want me to play the Poop Emoji. People say I should accept the role and be grateful, but Iβm holding out for a classier part...
...I will not be deterred!!
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︎ Feb 16 2021
How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
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︎ Jan 26 2021
To all the members of this subreddit, an open letter:
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︎ Jan 14 2021
The best part of building docks?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
You have 2 parts to a brain...Left and Right...
In the left side, there's nothing right and in the right side, there's nothing left.
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︎ Feb 05 2021
Canβt part with it...
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︎ Dec 04 2020
What's the best part about being a guitarist?
Knowing your way around the G string.
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︎ Dec 12 2020
Some Alaskans like the snow. It's part of their heritage.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
What's the worst part about procrastination?
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Have a riot at this pun
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︎ Jan 12 2021
What do you call someone who labels jars of body parts?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I love the part of the bumblebee that connects its body to its feet.
Itβs the beeβs knees.
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︎ Jan 15 2021
What Snoop Dogg's favorite part of a rainy day
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︎ Jan 26 2021
Whatβs a cancer patientβs favorite part of playing Bingo?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
What's the most dangerous part of New York in the winter?
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︎ Jan 07 2021
What is the worst part about sleeping like a log
You could end up in the fireplace when you wake up
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Last night I dreamt I was in a swordfight with a knight, and he cut off the bottom part of my legs.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
My favorite part of the morning is the sound of pouring coffee into my metal thermos
Itβs the little tings in life, ya know?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
What part of the body always loses?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
TIL that the deepest part of the ocean is nearly 7 miles
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What is a Rubix Cubeβs favorite part of college?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Whatβs the hardest part about eating vegetables?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
I've an uncle who works for the symphonie part-time.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I asked the barber to replace most of what the last barber did, make it three times longer, and give it three parts.
He said βoh, you want the Snyder Cutβ.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My 9-month-old ate part of her sister's math homework.
Now we're waiting to see if she passes algebra.
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︎ Dec 25 2020
What's a pirates favorite part of his home?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
Which part of the vegetable shouldnβt you eat?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
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